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Discuss Victim wanted at the Lonely Hearts forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Id like a chrome vandium one..... with here lies bitter and twisted can you arrange ...
  1. 04-02-2012, 03:19 #31
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    Id like a chrome vandium one..... with here lies bitter and twisted can you arrange it for me????
    I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........
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  2. 04-02-2012, 05:21 #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    That could have something to do with the £2000 engagement ring.

    You gave him a ring worth 2000!!! You are one very generous young lady.
    Giving power and money to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to a teen-age boy - P.J. O'Rourke

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  3. 04-02-2012, 11:46 #33
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    3rd, with that avatar if you marry her she'll kark it in 6 months on your belated honeymoon. Hint: think life insurance.
    'The honesty and bravery of our fighting forces stands in stark contrast to the weasel words and dishonesty of their political masters'. Liam Fox Now with 'added irony'!

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  4. 04-02-2012, 11:57 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdStafford View Post
    Thanks, I just signed up, did a quick search, and the first result is my fucking sister!
    At least you now know your sister puts out to squaddies. Always something to fall back on ....?


    Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best.

    I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself; I’m having that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    I'm Jewish.
    It's Kosher pork.
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdStafford View Post
    Serial killer/rapist lookalike, teetotal and non smoker from tomorrow, seeks female, willing or not, for candlelit walks and long dinners in countryside. Does not have own van yet, and the dungeon is being refurnished. Kind to animals and grieving relatives, willing to travel.

    Interested parties should update their will and apply by PM.
    Have you tried Odiham at all?
    A few possible chubby milfs who's husbands have strayed recently on offer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fltpilot View Post
    Have you tried Odiham at all?
    A few possible chubby milfs who's husbands have strayed recently on offer?
    Makes a change from Corsham I suppose.
    'The honesty and bravery of our fighting forces stands in stark contrast to the weasel words and dishonesty of their political masters'. Liam Fox Now with 'added irony'!

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  9. 04-02-2012, 18:11 #38
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    May be popping in to Odiham next week.
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