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    Oh dear, standby for incoming.
    Good Guys Wear Black.

    Celeriter Defendere.

    Rock On.

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    < Awaiting extraction flight TG 0911
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

    Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    I'm Jewish.
    Does that mean you are circumcised?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabana View Post
    Does that mean you are circumcised?
    No. Her pony has to be though.

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    Victim has been found.

    3rd and I had our first "date" on 27th Dec and are getting married in June.

    So there you have it.
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    [smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

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    I would like to thank the ARRSE management for making this meeting possible, without this website i would have never met my bride-to-be, and words alone cannot express just how happy I am right now. I love you Dale, you've made me the happiest man alive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdStafford View Post
    I would like to thank the ARRSE management for making this meeting possible, without this website i would have never met my bride-to-be, and words alone cannot express just how happy I am right now. I love you Dale, you've made me the happiest man alive.
    That could have something to do with the £2000 engagement ring.
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
    "Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
    "It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
    [smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

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    I agree with eod here your cannot turn down the amount of dairylea here slug..... Youll be jizz tastic
    I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdStafford View Post
    I would like to thank the ARRSE management for making this meeting possible, without this website i would have never met my bride-to-be, and words alone cannot express just how happy I am right now. I love you Dale, you've made me the happiest man alive.
    Just to piss on your fireworks she has had more cock than rambos safetycatch......
    I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........

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    I don't know you, but unless you delete that comment, you'll need to choose a weapon, choose a place and choose a headstone!
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