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Discuss Perfect gent seeks perfect lady. at the Lonely Hearts forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Though not here. Any of you dirty sluts putting out?...
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30-12-2011, 22:09 #1Senior Member
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Perfect gent seeks perfect lady.
Though not here. Any of you dirty sluts putting out?
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30-12-2011, 22:11 #2Senior Member
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I'm fed up, not hard up.
Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert
"What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
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[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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30-12-2011, 22:12 #3Senior Member
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Now now, think of the rape statistic that you'll be helping out.
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30-12-2011, 22:16 #4Senior Member
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What a wonderful New Year Message, Prince meets Snail, kiss; snail turns into nails, all live happily ever after.
My heart swells in a majestic way just thinking of the wonderful bed duet that awaits you.
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30-12-2011, 22:18 #5Senior Member
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You can come over and use my Man-Fanny if you're at a loose end.
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30-12-2011, 22:20 #6Senior Member
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I'm sure some lovely lady will be along soon to help you out. Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert
Unfortunately I've met you, but am willing to confirm that you are a perfect gentleman and have very good credentials.
Good luck my dear.
<<I nearly pissed meself writing that. He's a fucking felcher>>"What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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30-12-2011, 22:24 #7Senior Member
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If Donkey Spanker can get a date with his paedo rapist photo I'm onto a clung filled new year.
VG, I may hold you to that.
Dale, you know you'd let me stuff your skinny body with my cock. Though it'd probably feel as though someone had fitted you with a second spine.
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30-12-2011, 22:27 #8Senior Member
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I'm quoting that in case you find another slag better than me. Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert
You know I'd lick your armpits for a box of Jelly Babies.
In fact, I think I have..........."What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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30-12-2011, 22:31 #9Senior Member
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I think you were dreaming.....
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30-12-2011, 22:35 #10Senior Member
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That's my Donkey Spanker you're talking about! Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert
Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
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