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Discuss Perfect gent seeks perfect lady. at the Lonely Hearts forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by stabtoreg Probably the shitest thread In the world It is now you've ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by stabtoreg View Post
    Probably the shitest thread In the world
    It is now you've turned up cunt flaps!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jinxy View Post
    Thanks mate, This did the trick.Tubgirl
    Thank you [NOT!] for that.
    Xmas and New Year were going so well until you dragged that back up from the depth of visual depravity.
    B'stard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    It's ok, apparently I'm being tied to someone's feet whilst they do you so they don't fall in.

    Do you think they'd put a buffet on afterwards?
    do you both like pickled eggs?
    if so i've three thousand of the fuckers due to an boozed up error on the online christmas shop at asda
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    Quote Originally Posted by stabtoreg View Post
    Probably the shitest thread In the world
    If you're not putting out, do one. STAB cunt.

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    Pint of stella and some pork scrathchings and we have a deal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nebapneb View Post
    do you both like pickled eggs?
    if so i've three thousand of the fuckers due to an boozed up error on the online christmas shop at asda
    Get your missus to play 'fanny cannon' and fire em round the room while she lies on the dining table!

    What the hell were you TRYING to order?
    We ordered Echalion shallots but got.......

    GUILYAN CHOCOLATE SEA SHELLS!!!!!

    Fucking illiterates!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sarahuk222000 View Post
    Pint of stella and some pork scrathchings and we have a deal.
    WTF is a 'scrathching'? I don't do illiterate sluts.

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    fussy fucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird67 View Post
    We ordered Echalion shallots but got.......GUILYAN CHOCOLATE SEA SHELLS!!!!!Fucking illiterates!
    Was there a 'chocolate starfish' in the assortment ?

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