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**EdwardCoke** · 21-12-2011, 02:38

So, I've jumped on the whole online dating malarley and have lined up a date of sorts in London. Brilliant, except I haven't a clue about London and have been out of this game for a fair while now! Hence, I've decided to surrender myself to the accumalated wisdom of the debonaire man-about-towns of Arrse.

The scheme for the evening is along the lines of some food, followed by drinks. Can someone please recommend a nice, yet fairly casual place to dine and a nice, quiet bar for a drink after?

**jarrod248** · 21-12-2011, 02:41

Online dating? Sounds only fit for Wetherspoons and a quick escape when you meet the beast.

**dinosaur_poo** · 21-12-2011, 02:43

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Online dating? Sounds only fit for Wetherspoons and a quick escape when you meet the beast.

Just because you thought a ginger boyfriend would be cheat-proof and he still decided to market himself on Gaydar, I don't think you should be so harsh on the online dating scene.

**EdwardCoke** · 21-12-2011, 02:46

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Online dating? Sounds only fit for Wetherspoons and a quick escape when you meet the beast.

Oh god, you're filling me with confidence. I think you would make an excellent welfare officer.

**jarrod248** · 21-12-2011, 02:47

Originally Posted by EdwardCoke

Oh god, you're filling me with confidence. I think you would make an excellent welfare officer.

I'm here and I care.

**EdwardCoke** · 21-12-2011, 02:51

So have you got any recommendations for London?

I promise that if she turns out to be a troglodyte with a gammy eye and false teeth , I will post details of my escape or capture on arrse for your enjoyment.

**jarrod248** · 21-12-2011, 02:59

http://www.cuttysarktavern.co.uk/food.htm
Take the beast for a trot around Greenwich it mind find you some truffles.

**Tremaine** · 21-12-2011, 03:02

Look here old chap, congratulations on securing a date and I'm sure some,m at least, are happy for you. Sure you know that dating sites are patrolled by some of the most psychotic , robbing, professional grifters on the planet. You might also know enough to find some clean watering hole near your landing station, and stick to coffees and pleasantries, before you part with any cash. Some of these buzzards go on several dates a month, all on freebies.

Hell, some, if not most, have drink problems, a loony ex partner, abusive husband/boyfiend/girlfiend or even all of the feckin above. R's deliberately omitted there.

Sure you also don't need any advice, so good luck and happy....erm whatever comes of it.
And if it's a good date, nice person, genuine, stumps up fifty fifty ... not only will it be a bleedin' miracle but you can have best wishes and good luck from here ;)