Don't mention it Edward. I also love this "Hence, I've decided to surrender myself to the accumalated wisdom of the debonaire man-about-towns of Arrse". So Jason King in Combat 95s , good plan.

Word to the wise, date off POF , take a priest. Glad to help.

Originally Posted by Mr Happy

Brilliant.

This used to work for me...

Le petit jardin at covent garden. Table clothes and wine with nibbles.

I can't seem to find it online, perhaps it closed down in the late 90's. Nevertheless (all theatreland restaurnats are the same)..

Start with a bottle of chablis, she'll no doubt start with a coke zero, but will nod to a half a glass as you've ordered a carrafe. Order nibbles and sit near the front in those little tables for two, rather than in the restaurant, that way she's getting grub with out the formaility of a meal. Hopefully a second bottle will see her dropping the coke zero for a full glass.

Now you can wonder off for a Xmas looksee at the cov garden buskers and artistes. Don't forget to pick up a £5 nick nack for your brothers kid or some such (demonstrates family comitments and confidence in raising family matters).

Your news Confident will now be suitable enamoured and aquiece to a last drink before going to the station, I would then steer you to Los Locos which is dark, cheap and a lot of fun. Mention something about your friend recommending it and act surprised that it is so easy to find.

covent garden restaurants - Google Maps

It's open til 3 or so.

Etiquette on the date.

Don't forget to thank her for coming,
Don't forget to compliment her
Don't forget to skip the innuendo on the first date (until you've had sex)
If she smokes, bin her.

You Sir, are a gentleman. Although Le petit jardin is closed, you've given me some ideas. Thank you.

But surely a woman who like putting phallic shaped objects into her mouth is a keeper?

Originally Posted by EdwardCoke

You Sir, are a gentleman. Although Le petit jardin is closed, you've given me some ideas. Thank you.

But surely a woman who like putting phallic shaped objects into her mouth is a keeper?

Depends how sharp her teeth are...

Always have a reserve. You won't be so fussed about binning her if you have a reserve. Plus you get to choose. Or not! In which case you can nail two at once. I'm such a nice chap that I only shag one at a time.

Originally Posted by Mark The Convict

Would the prevailing wind take the fallout anywhere useful?

East Anglia, Essex. Not that it should produce any more unusual birth-defects.

Out of curiosity, is the Cork & Bottle still in Cranbourne Street (just off Leicester Square)?

Originally Posted by Mark The Convict

Would the prevailing wind take the fallout anywhere useful?

Sadly not, with airburst there is little if any of the nasty toxic dust. However move the GZ to Stamford allotments.

Handy for afterwards in case you get a KB

Covent Garden is the place to go, that's where I take all my tarts. There's loads of fairly reasonable restaurants to choose from and a fair few cafes and wine bars for drinks too. I took the last one to Cafe Rouge which is near the Opera House. She was French so it was quite appropriate.

Found out last night that she takes it up the arse too, so a good date by all accounts.

Originally Posted by JoeCivvie

Out of curiosity, is the Cork & Bottle still in Cranbourne Street (just off Leicester Square)?

Seemed to be last time I walked by a month or so ago & reviews have been posted as lately as October. Also strongly recommend Gordons down by Embankment Underground, although the outside area always smells of drains to me. It's very atmospheric indoors on a cold winter's night.

Food wise for scoff with a difference Gaby's Deli on Charing Cross Road is corking, while if you get blown out head to Herman ze German for some bratties or currywurst to soothe the pain.