You look like everyones favourite 'did he didnt he' ultra wierdo Colin Stagg..

You look like a fucking serial killer. Stop looking for slags on the internet and start stalking the streets ffs.

Anyway, did you shag this hideous beast?

Originally Posted by goatrutar

You look like a fucking serial killer. Stop looking for slags on the internet and start stalking the streets ffs.

Lumb Lane in Bradford could do with a quick sweep Donkey_Spanker, the standard of crack whore dipped severely the other year when that Crossbow cunt kicked off, as it did when Pete Sutcliffe started showing the love to the whores of Yorkshire.

Originally Posted by Donkey-Spanker

Yep, but she wouldn't let smash her back doors in.

so your standards are quite low then....

Originally Posted by Cabana

Anyway, did you shag this hideous beast?

Presumably he had to pay her in food. Looks like she's eating fucking dog food.

Originally Posted by Donkey-Spanker

Whatever happened to "a holes a goal"?

But you have to find the fucking hole first. Preferably without flour or sniffer dogs.

Don't get me wrong I prefer the curvy ladies myself,but that's taking the piss.