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Discuss Mrs Chuzu at the Lonely Hearts forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Me and er indoors have split up looking for a replacement,...
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    Senior Member Chuzu's Avatar
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    Mrs Chuzu

    Me and er indoors have split up looking for a replacement,
    if god intended us to be European why do we have the ENGLISH fcuking Channel?

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    Now, are you looking fopr a replacement, or is she? Perhaps both of you are? What sex is required?
    I think that a job spec should be published.

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    Perhaps the comma indicated further explanation incoming .... do carry on!

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    Senior Member Chuzu's Avatar
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    Looking for a woman 16 to 35 Manchester area or catterick area.
    if god intended us to be European why do we have the ENGLISH fcuking Channel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuzu View Post
    Looking for a woman 16 to 35 Manchester area or catterick area.
    We all are!

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    Would you consider part exchange mine is 52 Greek and used to go like the clappers.
    Not a bad cook cleans like there is no tomorrow totally loyal but comes with a Greek temper.
    She is thick as fuc+ which comes in handy now and again.
    Remeber this the day you leave the green machine is the day you lose your RANK it means sod all in the real world.

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    Get a dog instead.
    Haven't had an accident in years. See a lot in my rear view mirror though.

    It's very unlucky to be superstitious.

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    Whores will work out cheaper.
    Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara

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    Red face

    Quote Originally Posted by longlivethequeen View Post
    Would you consider part exchange mine is 52 Greek and used to go like the clappers.
    Not a bad cook cleans like there is no tomorrow totally loyal but comes with a Greek temper.
    She is thick as fuc+ which comes in handy now and again.
    Does she have a moustache?.....starting to salivate

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    Quote Originally Posted by strewth View Post
    Does she have a moustache?.....starting to salivate
    Alas no clean shaven can not say about below its been a no go area since I was caught playing away shall we say.
    Remeber this the day you leave the green machine is the day you lose your RANK it means sod all in the real world.

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