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Broaden your horizons and come out to the far east.
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
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- 11-06-2011, 15:23 #12BarbarellaGuest
[QUOTE=Chuzu;3785872]Looking for a woman 16 to 35 Manchester area or catterick area.[/QUOTE]
Well that isn't very specific. You forgot pulse, or is that optional?
- 11-06-2011, 15:35 #13Senior Member
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stay single its fucking cheaper.
Originally Posted by Chuzu 
"i believe that roadrage is a terminal illness" er why? "Coz I'll fucking kill yer".that's why.
- 11-06-2011, 15:48 #14And one hopes also incapable of reading the internet. Originally Posted by longlivethequeen
Read... Frying pan... Clang... Blues and twos...
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Pulse is required but other than that not to fussy
if god intended us to be European why do we have the ENGLISH fcuking Channel?
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- 28-06-2011, 08:18 #17
Sluggy lives near Catterick! STILL looking for a woman?? Thought not!!
The_Snail likes this."It's NOT a fat ass. I suffer from Hippo-bottom-mass. You should feel sorry for me."
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- 28-06-2011, 10:09 #18It pays to be fussy Chuzu...I may be being a bit necky here but if you had been fussier in the first place, then you wouldn't be on here begging for snatch. Oh and don't forget to do a risk assessment! Originally Posted by Chuzu
Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"
They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...
- 28-06-2011, 10:35 #19
A replacement? Fuck no! You should be advertising for an upgrade.
Women are like jobs, never go from one to another because it feels the same.
Do you want to be back on here in a couple of years sounding like the sad twat you are for 'replacing' one bint for another, I'm surprised you haven't added a picture of your ex so you can ensure we only suggest potential suitors with a fondness for the fashion safe-hands of Dotty P's leggings and sporting a dowdy 80's hair do.
Shall we consider in our quest for the like-for-like Mrs Chuzu that she only can do the mash potatoes in that special way and if she'll mind walking up and down the bedroom in greying M&S knicks just as a certain someone used to do?
Replacement my arse! Big poof!!Last edited by Fat_Cav; 28-06-2011 at 10:40.
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Fixed that for you. Originally Posted by eodmatt You've done your bit Hooky, out you go.
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