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Discuss Conversation at the Lonely Hearts forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; You don't know him, yes there is! I think we've got another rather sensitive Doris ...
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    You don't know him, yes there is! I think we've got another rather sensitive Doris on our hands..
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    Quote Originally Posted by poppywitch View Post
    chatroom is a mystery,. i notice your there maguire ;).. and jarrod.. *** off.. no need
    I've just had a wank and i'm still horny. Is your brother pretty and does he have a tight anus?

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    Conversation is overrated; I find that rubbing finger and thumb together, then gesturing towards the nearest alley usually suffices. Bestial grunting and squelching noises ensue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by poppywitch View Post
    chatroom is a mystery,. i notice your there maguire ;).. and jarrod.. *** off.. no need
    How rude?

    I was perfectly nice.
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    Always a first time eh sluggy!!!!

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    Poppy, it is customary for newbies to post a couple of pics (undraped). They dont have to be openly pornographic, but it will be highly appreciated if they are.
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
    Poppy, it is customary for newbies to post a couple of pics (undraped). They dont have to be openly pornographic, but it will be highly appreciated if they are.
    Is it? I don't remember that part of the initiation when I joined.

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