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Discuss Military Boy Looking for Love at the Lonely Hearts forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; he probably would enjoy an attempt in the arrsehole!!!...
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    Senior Member Tinman74's Avatar
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    he probably would enjoy an attempt in the arrsehole!!!

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    I've never laughed so much at someone elses loneliness...cheers all. This has been an education in ridicule and some comments are pure genius, TID, MR,5A and MtC I thank you.
    Dishonour before death!!
    My Service Career and work ethic - Too much a poof for the SAS, too lazy for P Coy, too sea sick for the Marines, too inept for anything vaguly glamourous, but not too scared to ask that fat MT lass to dance down the bop.

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    could always set him up with Cpl Jodie K , Especially has he loves children.

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    £5 on it being Wedge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunge View Post
    £5 on it being Wedge.
    Or stacker?
    If you are able,
    save them a place
    inside of you
    and save one backward glance
    when you are leaving
    for the places they can
    no longer go.
    Be not ashamed to say
    you loved them,
    though you may
    or may not have always.
    Take what they have left
    and what they have taught you
    with their dying
    and keep it with your own.
    And in that time
    when men decide and feel safe
    to call the war insane,
    take one moment to embrace
    those gentle heroes
    you left behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinman74 View Post
    Or stacker?
    Touche 10lettersmyarse

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    Quote Originally Posted by celticguy View Post
    I didn't want to give credit to your fantasies..
    Vanilla!

    And fuck off with the ten letters. (not you, the web site).
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

    Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!

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    If this isn't a wind up, this fella (or transexual) has to be in the RAF....or NAVY. I know the Army has changed a lot from when I was in, but surely it can't have gotten this bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drummer9 View Post
    Hmmm
    Fed up of slags just after me for one thing.
    What's that then? A quick lend of your mascara? Or your GHD'S? Tell 'em to get their own!
    "It's NOT a fat ass. I suffer from Hippo-bottom-mass. You should feel sorry for me."

    STM

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    [QUOTE=drummer9;3716812]Hi,

    I am Aaron but my mates call me iceman. I am 25, looking to chat / hook up with someone who is younger than me. That would be illegal (you look about 12)

    Quote Originally Posted by drummer9 View Post
    Very funny lads - not!!! - well I laughed

    First off, I'm not a gay, just like to look after myself. Take the p all you like as I'm sure you're all stunners hahaha.

    Yes, I'm serving, yes I've been round the block a few times - Would that be looking for love or trying to find the way out to the NAFFI?(TELIC 12 plus op training in the Brunei). And the 'iceman' thing has nothing to do with trying to be warry - it's because i famously refused to have ice cubes shoved up my tight little arse?in the Hard Rock Cafe in Kuwait.

    Lose.
    Seriously have you thought about trying Pop Idol. It worked for Jedward and to be honest there's more than a passing resembleance.
    If you have any poo........fling it now

    Oh Dear, How Sad, What A Pity................Never Mind!

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