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**celticguy** · 28-04-2011, 20:11

Originally Posted by mrrandom

I feel so special I altered my routine to wank wank microwave wank instead of wank microwave wank microwave

You missed out a whole microwave there. You better be careful, you'll start to lose weight.

**netleyned** · 28-04-2011, 20:11

Originally Posted by mrrandom

a PM from bummer9 now, I have many many problems, but I have very short cropped hair without any sort of style

my breath largely smells of lager and sausagerolls

and I need to lube daddy with something as he's been dead four years (last week, thanks for the memories you cunt)

I had a go because your posting pics of your 13 year old body all over the site, now quite frankly I'd love to rape you wirth a stanley knife while your mums nailed to a chair wondering if its her turn next

please feel free to PM me 1000 times a day as I need something to fill my days between visits to the microwave and random bouts of internet assisted wanking

Did he leave an address? Maybe a 3 am door knock may be in order...MR lets party hard with women of the night and wipe our bits on his bedsheets afters....

**bigbird67** · 28-04-2011, 20:14

Originally Posted by netleyned

Did he leave an address? Maybe a 3 am door knock may be in order...MR lets party hard with women of the night and wipe our bits on his bedsheets afters....

Curtains netters curtains...let's have a BIT of class please!!!!

**mrrandom** · 28-04-2011, 20:14

oh how I wish I knew where he lived

**TheIronDuke** · 28-04-2011, 20:16

Originally Posted by drummer9

Enjoy one of my arse in that case you cunts LOL

There is no need for foul language. You are among friends here. I was admiring your bottom when my sister, little golden haired Amelia came up behind me and shouted "Wow. That is one sick bad ass Bro. Can I meet him?"

I can deny my sis nothing and she has my car for the weekend. I must go and see an old chum marry a grasping middle class hag in some big church in London tomorrow.

Where would you like to meet Amelia? She likes things that are rad and kewel. Whatever that means. But I expect you know all about rad and kewel, eh d00d?

**netleyned** · 28-04-2011, 20:17

Originally Posted by bigbird67

Curtains netters curtains...let's have a BIT of class please!!!!

Sorry

I got carried away...curtains it is...all of them though.

**drummer9** · 28-04-2011, 20:17

Welsh. Explains a lot. Anyway, I'm done with this. Cheers lads but just remember:

As you all sit there in your forties with your hair coming out in clumps, you know deep down that you're never going to have sex with an attractive person ever again

God that makes me smile. Laterz

**netleyned** · 28-04-2011, 20:19

Wot your Welsh? No wonder yer can't get any action.

**mrrandom** · 28-04-2011, 20:20

Originally Posted by drummer9

Welsh. Explains a lot. Anyway, I'm done with this. Cheers lads but just remember:

As you all sit there in your forties with your hair coming out in clumps, you know deep down that you're never going to have sex with an attractive person ever again

God that makes me smile. Laterz

lippy fucking cunt I'm only 29, i admit the rest is possibly true

**The_Snail** · 28-04-2011, 20:20

Originally Posted by drummer9

Welsh. Explains a lot. Anyway, I'm done with this. Cheers lads but just remember:

As you all sit there in your forties with your hair coming out in clumps, you know deep down that you're never going to have sex with an attractive person ever again

God that makes me smile. Laterz

We're not ALL having chemotherapy you know........