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**Mighty_doh_nut** · 15-12-2002, 22:47

Suggested the same Idea to the local Borough Council

They wrote back telling me I was an arrogant Mosogonist and that it was an altogether bad idea

**Gunny Highway** · 15-12-2002, 22:49

I can just imagine you driving a transit van around.....Mighty's Bang Bus..... *did you watch the trailer? *See the last bit ? *YUCK ! *

**leeanne** · 21-12-2002, 13:15

Dirty buggers! Made me feel sick. :-X

**Swaying_Hips** · 02-01-2003, 05:04

Positions!!!, hmmmm..
well missionary is boring, girl on top is tiring, doggy is back breaking, sideways is unsteady, face down is stifling, standing up is dodgy, sitting down is daft, over the table is squashy, oral is puking...so! whats left?? aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh virtual reality!!!

>>>sways her hips in rsponse to *the mental image

**queen_of_the_skies** · 02-01-2003, 11:19

Not virtual, you can't beat the real thing. Even though they are all smelly, selfish pigs I wouldn't like to go to long without

**Swaying_Hips** · 02-01-2003, 15:08

Queen,
you've said it now! You can't go too long without!! You know what will happen next!! You'll be deluged with offers cos the smelly selfish ones now think that you are gagging for it regardless of their cheesy fungus toes and roll over and snore after 30 seconds activity attitude..lol.

>>.stops wiggling her hips in dismay...tut tut tut

**Mighty_doh_nut** · 02-01-2003, 15:40

QOTS youv'e never gone too long without it any way.

Im not selfish or smelly, who arrived first

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**Stained_Eligius** · 02-01-2003, 17:36

Was having a post-fun conversation in bed with a girlfriend once and she mentioned a rape fantasy that she sometimes had in her mind whilst masturbating. *I waited months until I thought she would think I had forgotten all about it. *A perfect opportunity came up and I put my plan into action.... Well she almost kakked herself! *Guess it wasn't me in the fantasy then

*Good sex when she'd calmed down though

**Swaying_Hips** · 02-01-2003, 17:48

Quoting from Stained:
"Was having a post-fun conversation in bed with a girlfriend once and she mentioned a rape fantasy that she sometimes had in her mind whilst masturbating. "

Youve done it now Stained!!!!, have you ever stopped to think why would your girlfriend need to masturbate at all????
You're not doing the job properly!!!!!! Your reputation as Mr Fix it, *is now, definitely stained!

>>>goes out in a huff with short high heeled hippy strides

**Gunny Highway** · 02-01-2003, 17:54

Stained Eligius,

Quote 'Well she almost kakked herself! *Guess it wasn't me in the fantasy then * Good sex when she'd calmed down though'

Your a kind and considerate bloke. *Rape. *Can't wait to she how the other ladies are gonna comment on this.... *:o *