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Discuss ARRSE's guide to breaking up at the Lonely Hearts forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65
Only for those with big, fat wallets
I didn't realise that ...
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02-11-2010, 21:02 #61Senior Member
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I didn't realise that you were on the game!! How long does a pint of cider and 10 L&B get me?
Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65
Only for those with big, fat wallets
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02-11-2010, 22:42 #62Senior Member
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About as long as it takes me to drink the pint. You can keep the smokes
"When I want to lose weight, I'll trim my beard!"
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03-11-2010, 12:36 #63Senior Member
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I have coped by being terribly, terribly nice to ex and his (new?) g/f - formerly my best friend. I can only do so cos I firmly believe that one day the universe will have its revenge on the pair of them, without my having to demean myself in any way.
Having said that, the urge to throw all his stuff into the garden and burn it was pretty strong."it is only the story that can continue beyond the war and the warrior. It is the story that outlives the sound of the war-drums and the exploits of brave fighters."
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03-11-2010, 13:18 #64Senior Member
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You're fella ran off with your best mate?!?!!! You must be shite in bed. Originally Posted by Lucretia
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03-11-2010, 13:24 #65Senior Member
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Yeah, I wondered about that myself. But I don't have enough experience to know. If you are qualified to pass judgement, perhaps you can advise. Just in case I ever consider another intimate relationship...
"it is only the story that can continue beyond the war and the warrior. It is the story that outlives the sound of the war-drums and the exploits of brave fighters."
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03-11-2010, 13:39 #66Senior Member
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The best way for you to get revenge would be to suggest a threesome. Take loads of pictures and post them on here so we can laugh at his small todger. Originally Posted by Lucretia
Make sure you get plenty of gash shots in for size comparison purposes.Am I this awesome in person?
If I say yes I'm bragging.
If I say no I lying.
Go on, lick my post.
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03-11-2010, 13:40 #67Senior Member
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There you go PA, sounds like that one won't even cost you the price of a pint!
"When I want to lose weight, I'll trim my beard!"
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03-11-2010, 13:43 #68Senior Member
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Advise?? I'll pop round and give you a full hands-on assessment. When are you free? Originally Posted by Lucretia
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03-11-2010, 13:44 #69Senior Member
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C'mon, PA is a man of taste, not sure what they are, but he has them apparently Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ear then imitate the action of the tiger. Stiffen up the sinews conjur up the blood"
Silence may be golden, but duct tape is more effective, and that comes in silver......
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" -Unknown
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03-11-2010, 13:55 #70Senior Member
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I'll have you know that I have impeccable taste..... Originally Posted by Joker62
C'mon, PA is a man of taste, not sure what they are, but he has them apparently
...in filthy dirty scutters
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