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    Re: Where are all the long legged single women?

    Intereasting statistics - she must be flexible!

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    Re: Where are all the long legged single women?

    So now we are looking for a Russian Gymnast for PTP?

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    Re: Where are all the long legged single women?

    well...my legs are about 40'' from the hips to my feet and i am 5.11'' tall and slim

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    Re: Where are all the long legged single women?

    Sorry misread the thread!

    Long legged single women, not, single-legged...
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    Re: Where are all the long legged single women?

    Quote Originally Posted by roxygirl
    Would big boobs make up for my lack of height?

    Although I do have long legs only 5' 5 1/2".
    Works for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironrations
    Sorry misread the thread!

    Long legged single women, not, single-legged...

    Never know he may have more luck with the single-legged ones. One would presume double amputees would be even more *ahem* accommodating...
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    Re: Where are all the long legged single women?

    Quote Originally Posted by Anya1982
    Cameron diaz is like 5"11, how fcuking tall you looking for? I think I can find that green giant for you ptp!
    She's 5'9'' which admittedly is taller than RoxyGirl but i ask you which is sexier?

    Tall, Skinny, bad acting and all the Tantrums or slightly shorter, delightful boobs and a really cool girl???

    Roxy you win it for me love
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    Re: Where are all the long legged single women?

    Quote Originally Posted by labrat
    Oh, sorry, thought you said long single legged women :op
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    Best offer so far is 5'7.....
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    Re: Where are all the long legged single women?

    She just went to bed....and I'm just going to join her.......Night Night all.
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