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    Date Tommorow Night

    Now I’m single I have gained my TSMNSB (Tri-Service Military nurse shagging badge) so I am well chuffed with that, there are loads of them here in Brum who love an Squaddie length!

    However I recently met a nice lady who being a civvie has not had 10 gallons of squaddie spunk gone through her, she seems really nice and gorgeous so I am meeting her tomorrow night for our first date. H Hour is 2000hrs and meeting in a pub.

    It's been a while since I have done the dating thing, but I am actually interested in her and I don't want to just shag her either (not yet anyway). If I’m honest I am nervous but I really don’t want to fcuk it up.

    Any useful ideas or tips would be great. I will keep you up dated!!

    Mark

    edited for mong spelling!
    I enjoy walking very slowly, so fcuk you!!

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    Re: Date Tommorow Night

    Don't get drunk.
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    Re: Date Tommorow Night

    Get a dictionary and learn some basic grammar?
    I can see it now, in a decade ARRSE will be full of young thrusters who will be complaining about all the old farts who go on about HERRICK, lurk in the office, "enable" stuff and how it's got fuck all to do with what's going on now.

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    Re: Date Tommorow Night

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    Get a dictionary and learn some basic grammar?
    There is going to be a written test on dates in the pub now? Bloody government will be taxing them too I suppose.
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    Re: Date Tommorow Night

    Useful tips hmmm don't puke in her handbag?
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    Re: Date Tommorow Night

    In no particular order.
    1, Be Polite and try to be well spoken.
    2, Don`t drink to much.
    3, Listen, ask questions about her and what she does, ask more more questions that make her expand her answers
    4, Body language and posture. Look interested in her, look relaxed make lots of eye contact,
    5, Try to talk about things non military, find common ground if possible, remember, she wont be impressed by how many fights you have had, who won at Freckles or how to disguise your bed swamping, type stories

    Remember, ALL women are flatterey starved, self obsessed attention whores, feed their addiction.
    Just dont let on your doing it.
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    Re: Date Tommorow Night

    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248
    Useful tips hmmm don't puke in her handbag?
    Haha i take it that sounds familiar to you Jarrod?
    I enjoy walking very slowly, so fcuk you!!

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    Re: Date Tommorow Night

    pub dates, although fun, are so unoriginal. get Creative and do something lively, silly, perhaps even exciting .

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    Quote Originally Posted by cali_girl
    pub dates, although fun, are so unoriginal. get Creative and do something lively, silly, perhaps even exciting .
    Yes fair one- I will just use the Pub as an RV then i will find something better to do, google is my friend,lol
    I enjoy walking very slowly, so fcuk you!!

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    Re: Date Tommorow Night

    Quote Originally Posted by mark3536
    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248
    Useful tips hmmm don't puke in her handbag?
    Haha i take it that sounds familiar to you Jarrod?
    Yes but of course it wasn't me.

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