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15-02-2010, 00:17 #1Senior Member
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Date Tommorow Night
Now I’m single I have gained my TSMNSB (Tri-Service Military nurse shagging badge) so I am well chuffed with that, there are loads of them here in Brum who love an Squaddie length!
However I recently met a nice lady who being a civvie has not had 10 gallons of squaddie spunk gone through her, she seems really nice and gorgeous so I am meeting her tomorrow night for our first date. H Hour is 2000hrs and meeting in a pub.
It's been a while since I have done the dating thing, but I am actually interested in her and I don't want to just shag her either (not yet anyway). If I’m honest I am nervous but I really don’t want to fcuk it up.
Any useful ideas or tips would be great. I will keep you up dated!!
Mark
edited for mong spelling!I enjoy walking very slowly, so fcuk you!!
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15-02-2010, 00:21 #2Senior Member
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Don't get drunk.
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15-02-2010, 00:21 #3Senior Member
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Get a dictionary and learn some basic grammar?
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15-02-2010, 00:22 #4Senior Member
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There is going to be a written test on dates in the pub now? Bloody government will be taxing them too I suppose.
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15-02-2010, 00:28 #5Senior Member
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Useful tips hmmm don't puke in her handbag?
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15-02-2010, 00:29 #6Senior Member
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In no particular order.
1, Be Polite and try to be well spoken.
2, Don`t drink to much.
3, Listen, ask questions about her and what she does, ask more more questions that make her expand her answers
4, Body language and posture. Look interested in her, look relaxed make lots of eye contact,
5, Try to talk about things non military, find common ground if possible, remember, she wont be impressed by how many fights you have had, who won at Freckles or how to disguise your bed swamping, type stories
Remember, ALL women are flatterey starved, self obsessed attention whores, feed their addiction.
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15-02-2010, 00:30 #7Senior Member
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Haha i take it that sounds familiar to you Jarrod? Originally Posted by jarrod248
I enjoy walking very slowly, so fcuk you!!
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15-02-2010, 00:30 #8Member
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pub dates, although fun, are so unoriginal. get Creative and do something lively, silly, perhaps even exciting .
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15-02-2010, 00:34 #9Senior Member
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Yes fair one- I will just use the Pub as an RV then i will find something better to do, google is my friend,lol Originally Posted by cali_girl
I enjoy walking very slowly, so fcuk you!!
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15-02-2010, 00:37 #10Senior Member
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Yes but of course it wasn't me. Originally Posted by mark3536
Haha i take it that sounds familiar to you Jarrod? Originally Posted by jarrod248
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15-02-2010, 00:47 #11Member
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oh and dont oggle at the bar maid :D pay for the date, though hopefully, she'll offer to pay as well. good luck and let us know how it goes? Originally Posted by mark3536
Yes fair one- I will just use the Pub as an RV then i will find something better to do, google is my friend,lol Originally Posted by cali_girl
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15-02-2010, 04:44 #12LechiesGuest
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Get a couple of bottles of wkd, take her back to yours and put on some zoo porn, I guarantee she wil be well impressed.
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As has been stated above - but cant be over emphasised - wimmin are flattery operated. Just be a bit subtle with it and dont overdo it.
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15-02-2010, 06:33 #14Senior Member
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I saw what you did there! :D
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15-02-2010, 08:02 #15Senior Member
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Men rarely get this one right,but alot of women are to stupid to see it :D Originally Posted by eodmatt
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