Take her to Tepanyaki in The Mailbox. Pronounce all the dishes right, use chopsticks like you were born to them and say 'thank you' to the waitress in Japanese. She'll think you're a sophisticated man of the world and will be sucking your plums in no time. Usually works for me....

Originally Posted by wedge35

Take her to Tepanyaki in The Mailbox. Pronounce all the dishes right, use chopsticks like you were born to them and say 'thank you' to the waitress in Japanese. She'll think you're a sophisticated man of the world and will be sucking your plums in no time. Usually works for me....

Really, Wedge? Sophisticated man of the world you may be, but... c'mon, when was the last time you got a lass to suck your plums??

Originally Posted by sfub

Originally Posted by wedge35

Take her to Tepanyaki in The Mailbox. Pronounce all the dishes right, use chopsticks like you were born to them and say 'thank you' to the waitress in Japanese. She'll think you're a sophisticated man of the world and will be sucking your plums in no time. Usually works for me....

Really, Wedge? Sophisticated man of the world you may be, but... c'mon, when was the last time you got a lass to suck your plums??

I was tweaking the terminology so that my thoughts would be applicable to the breeder population

In no order.
1. Think of what about her it is that gets you interested, and be sure to subtly drop it into conversation every ten minutes. I've been with Mrs NVG_Goatman for 2 years now, and this one hasn't got repetative yet.
2. Whatever she says about her likes and dislikes, remember. She'll be looking for little signs that you're actually paying attention. If at any point in the evening you have a "favourites" convo (favourite films, food, books (if she reads), flowers, whatever) you're probably onto a winner as long as you remember the stuff she likes and recall it later.
3. Don't get your love-rod out until she asks for it. Even if it seems like part of a really funny, "left feild" practical joke.

Originally Posted by Ravers

Originally Posted by 81cufc

Make Stuffed Chicken Breast wrapped in Parma Ham resting on Linguine Carbonara! It takes 25 mins to make, looks & tastes quality. Serve with a nice Italian White & she'll be very impressed.

PM for recipe if needed.

I like your style. I like it so much infact that I used a very similar recipe on my missus!

2_Deck_Dash's post 11th one down:

http://www.navy-net.co.uk/Forums/vie.../p=427060.html

You do know that 2DD has a kitten farm, right? :P

Personally...i'd be well impressed by some random stories of crazy runs ashore n how u got the bad guys in the naafi to make better tea n biccies...
the perfect forces femme in waiting...lol X

Originally Posted by The_Kurgen

In no particular order.
1, Be Polite and try to be well spoken.
2, Don`t drink to much.
3, Listen, ask questions about her and what she does, ask more more questions that make her expand her answers
4, Body language and posture. Look interested in her, look relaxed make lots of eye contact,
5, Try to talk about things non military, find common ground if possible, remember, she wont be impressed by how many fights you have had, who won at Freckles or how to disguise your bed swamping, type stories

Remember, ALL women are flatterey starved, self obsessed attention whores, feed their addiction.
Just dont let on your doing it.

Originally Posted by bomberstheysay

Personally...i'd be well impressed by some random stories of crazy runs ashore n how u got the bad guys in the naafi to make better tea n biccies...
the perfect SCH in waiting...lol X

Fixed it.