my diary is full- i need someone to write to!

**CountryGal** · 12-02-2010, 15:53

Originally Posted by captaincalamity

Ah but, there is this new fangled invention called email which may be the solution to your problem, as it actually incorporates a method whereby at the touch of a button your spelling can be corrected for you! I predict it won't catch on but then I've been wrong before...

But isn't part of the charm of a letter those little errors that creep in?

Im guessing the recipiant might be after a little bit more "charm" than some spelling mistakes ;o)

**captaincalamity** · 12-02-2010, 16:03

Well, if you're Gren then no doubt the recipient is. I, on the other hand, am simply here for the conversation...

**sweet_cheek** · 13-02-2010, 02:05

Originally Posted by captaincalamity

Well, if you're Gren then no doubt the recipient is. I, on the other hand, am simply here for the conversation...

A what....I thought you all here for using and abusing, calling each other names, bullying, biting and fighting, stealing girfriends, playing (educating) with your best mate teenage sister....

Oh sorry ...maybe I got that wrong

**The_Snail** · 13-02-2010, 02:13

Originally Posted by Forks

What is this?

It's your boyfriend, crying.

No fucker writes to me either.

There I am, saving the world from the Argies (pink wine and biffters may be involved) and no-one calls, no-one writes (Bigbird I love you), I feel neglected.

What do you mean - they have run out of JD? Jim Beam will suffice. Ta.

Lovesticks and kisses xxx

P.S. Darn this mess.

**Command_doh** · 13-02-2010, 02:50

Write to me.

I have a slave shortage right now, and am in the market for a passive/submissive fcuk pig.

**The_Snail** · 13-02-2010, 03:10

Originally Posted by Command_doh

Write to me.

I have a slave shortage right now, and am in the market for a passive/submissive fcuk pig.

PM me your address, and I can guarantee you a night of complete debauchery. I doubt you could handle it.

Oh and can we do it in August? I'm busy til then.

**captaincalamity** · 13-02-2010, 08:36

Originally Posted by sweet_cheek

Originally Posted by captaincalamity

Well, if you're Gren then no doubt the recipient is. I, on the other hand, am simply here for the conversation...

A what....I thought you all here for using and abusing, calling each other names, bullying, biting and fighting, stealing girfriends, playing (educating) with your best mate teenage sister....

Oh sorry ...maybe I got that wrong

Now, now, just 'cos the other kids talk rough doesn't mean we all do it. Though if you have a teenage sister then I may be persuaded to have a chat with her, but on the whole I much prefer to listen and try to understand what you're feeling - empathy is my middle name, apparently. And if it all gets a bit much then I can always wander over to the Lady Thread, can't I..?

**captaincalamity** · 13-02-2010, 08:39

Originally Posted by "The_Snail

No f[b

[/b]ucker writes to me either.

PM me your details and I'll write, though whether the Nigerian postal service can actually deliver it is another issue.

And I'm back in August too...

**dizzy.chick** · 13-02-2010, 17:58

Yes I am a girl and it would take a hell of a lot more to scare me off. I have tried signing up to the angel thing but have heard nothing so thought I would try on here.

I would obviously send piccies though nothing too severe of the bf might have a few words to say!

if you are interested in writting emails/letters rather than non coherant abuse just pm me

dc xx

**sweet_cheek** · 16-02-2010, 02:12

Hang on ....there sth not right here.......Dizzy.chick just offer to send some PICTURES in return for few words and there was not reply to that from even one of you since sat.

Have you all turned gay....

**eodmatt** · 16-02-2010, 02:15

Originally Posted by sweet_cheek

hmm...you might have problems with reading my letter as apparently my 'spellink' is terrible ...

Nefer mind your spellink, darlink, hows yoiur suckink?

**sweet_cheek** · 16-02-2010, 02:48

Originally Posted by eodmatt

Originally Posted by sweet_cheek

hmm...you might have problems with reading my letter as apparently my 'spellink' is terrible ...

Nefer mind your spellink, darlink, hows yoiur suckink?

Well...considering that I havnt got false teeth yet that could be easily taken out to minimise fractions between my tight oral cavity and a rather frigile pice of equipment that a male population was assist with to fulfil their animal needs, it might be rather a traumatising expieriance for some. Especially if a hair stucks in my teeth.