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**auscam** · 30-01-2010, 09:15

Originally Posted by Night_Turn

Originally Posted by Cuddles

Originally Posted by crazyjay

C. I am not gay because i haven't jumped on her at her first request.

You think?? How is Dorothy?

If you haven't done it yet, you are gayer than Graham Norton and John Barrowman eating baked Alaska whilst watching the London Gay Men's Chorus.

Gayer than a sepia-tinted, taupe-framed photo of Julian Clary's crystal unicorn collection.

**RhodieBKK** · 30-01-2010, 09:24

As the OP has yet to show some visuals;
I believe Bee Em Troubleyou have the correct approach
for slightly used rides

**auscam** · 30-01-2010, 09:28

She looks about 10 years old, with an overbite like a wolverine. I like that.

Lechies · 30-01-2010, 10:03

Why do you have an LS&GC, are you Gay? Ask yourself this, if you were to find out some scummer was asking your other half to be their fÃ—ck buddy, would it annoy you? Now, think of the worst tantrum your other half has ever thrown and multiply it by say, a thousand and that's what you're going to get when your other half finds out you've been boning a dirty scutter. Honest advice? Give it one up the Gary Glitter and destroy it, sensible advice, walk away, walk away chlymidia free.

**auscam** · 30-01-2010, 10:11

Latent Sucker and Gay Cove.

**crazyjay** · 01-02-2010, 10:51

Originally Posted by Lechies

Why do you have an LS&GC, are you Gay? Ask yourself this, if you were to find out some scummer was asking your other half to be their fÃ—ck buddy, would it annoy you? Now, think of the worst tantrum your other half has ever thrown and multiply it by say, a thousand and that's what you're going to get when your other half finds out you've been boning a dirty scutter. Honest advice? Give it one up the Gary Glitter and destroy it, sensible advice, walk away, walk away chlymidia free.

And that is the reason why i have decided not to go there, too close to home with the potential of all out conflict.

:D

**auscam** · 01-02-2010, 10:55

If she wears a hat as a matter of routine, avoid her, she's quite quite mad, only mad women wear hats. Scientifically proven fact, although if she's a dyke she's probably mad anyway, they usually are.

**Krieg-Hammer** · 05-02-2010, 22:01

Don't do it bro... knowing your luck, you'd get her up the duff!

**specle** · 10-02-2010, 15:35

Tottaly stupid post, isnt it obvious what you should do? id rather regret fcuking the shit out her than regreting not tbh, unless she is fat old and smelly? maybe your missus would be up for a 3 sum?