ARmy Rumour SErvice

**TartanTrooper** · 14-01-2010, 14:21

i was chatting to a girl i quite like and without thinking i kind of made a stupid comment about rape. nothing to bad or disgusting but i have just found out the hard way (a kick in the tager and silent treatment) ,that girls dont even want to hear the word. what should i do? Should i apologise and admit im a complete tool or just let it hang awkwardly over me?

**Ursus.Maritimus** · 14-01-2010, 14:25

1. Admit that you're a tool (with flowers, if necessary)

Everything else puts the ball(s) in her court (no pun intended)

**slick** · 14-01-2010, 14:26

Can you expand on the comment you made ? Without hearing the details it would be difficult to give any advice.

**TartanTrooper** · 14-01-2010, 14:27

Originally Posted by Ursus.Maritimus

1. Admit that you're a tool (with flowers, if necessary)

Everything else puts the ball(s) in her court (no pun intended)

will do, thanks.

**EX_STAB** · 14-01-2010, 14:28

Originally Posted by TartanTrooper

i was chatting to a girl i quite like and without thinking i kind of made a stupid comment about rape. nothing to bad or disgusting but i have just found out the hard way (a kick in the tager and silent treatment) ,that girls dont even want to hear the word. what should i do? Should i apologise and admit im a complete tool or just let it hang awkwardly over me?

If you didn't apologise when she kicked you then she already knows you are a complete tool.

Hope this helps.

**TartanTrooper** · 14-01-2010, 14:30

Originally Posted by slick

Can you expand on the comment you made ? Without hearing the details it would be difficult to give any advice.

well i made a joke about edible underwear, she called me a creepy bugger and laughed, i said i may be a bit dirty but i have never done a rape.........or words to that effect, to which she replied with a swift kick in the tadger and silent treatment

**smudge5611** · 14-01-2010, 14:34

I take it she doesnt understand anything at all about the general arrser?

Flowers,chocolate,wine and if that doesnt help......

Put her details on here and let us have some fun with her!

Always willing to offer help,;)

**slick** · 14-01-2010, 14:39

Originally Posted by TartanTrooper

Originally Posted by slick

Can you expand on the comment you made ? Without hearing the details it would be difficult to give any advice.

well i made a joke about edible underwear, she called me a creepy bugger and laughed, i said i may be a bit dirty but i have never done a rape.........or words to that effect, to which she replied with a swift kick in the tadger and silent treatment

Your comment sounds like it was said in jest, obviously she has a poor sense of humour and sounds excessively aggressive for what was such a mild comment. Personally I`d ditch her, if you ever did anything serious to upset her you`d probably wake up one morning with your meat and two veg cut off. She sounds like a right bunny boiler.

**TartanTrooper** · 14-01-2010, 14:42

actually i think ill take your advice slick, i think i would rather have my wedding vegetables still attached.

**lunte** · 14-01-2010, 14:44

I would agree that you should definitely admit if you have been a wanker and sweeten her with flowers and chocolate. HOWEVER she does seem a bit sensible about your edible underwear joke - surely that is not offensive! Then again who knows what she has experienced in the past....

Probably just go for flowers and an understanding talk...