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  1. 21-11-2009, 00:36 #1
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    Loyalty In Marriage

    A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer.

    As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

    When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"

    "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

    "I think you're bad luck, get the hell away from me."

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    I can see it now, in a decade ARRSE will be full of young thrusters who will be complaining about all the old farts who go on about HERRICK, lurk in the office, "enable" stuff and how it's got fuck all to do with what's going on now.

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  2. 06-12-2009, 21:29 #2
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    Re: Loyalty In Marriage

    HAHA! Though he should have give her 1 right therein the room before fobbing her off lol
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  3. 06-12-2009, 21:33 #3
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    Re: Loyalty In Marriage

    tidy
    si vis pacem,para bellum
    timor mortis morte pejor
    tout est perdu hors l'honneur
    WHAT SHUFFLE BAR'S??
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    Re: Loyalty In Marriage

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Re: Loyalty In Marriage

    Quote Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Re: Loyalty In Marriage

    LMAO!!
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    Re: Loyalty In Marriage

    Quote Originally Posted by patient_cow
    LMAO!!
    Stop lying.
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    Re: Loyalty In Marriage

    Ha haha, ha hahaha, ha ha ha, haha, hahaha, ha, haha

    that is undoubtedly the
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    Now THAT! was funny!!
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    Can a MOD please move this to the jokes forum?

    The 'crap jokes' section if there is one
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