Overweight, Cuddly, Lazy geezer looking for Nice Lady... to darn socks, iron Vest and skivvies.... Farts in bed.....

Sounds like you want my misses - She is ginger but free to a good home

any behaviour is entirely the responsibility of new owner and I cannot be held accountable for any defects found at a later date

Are you saying you fart in bed or you want a bird that farts in bed?

Wow...... My dreams have been anwered..... I got this Email today.....

Hello!
My name is Irina! I have seen your profile in an agency, that this man probably
approaches me in my tastes and desires. And I have decided to write
only for you! I am 29 years old. I am a teacher.
My girlfriend found the man also through the Internet and I hope, that
will be possible to me also I will carry also I can find the worthy
man who will be capable to feel me and to whom I will open the soul, I
hope, that our acquaintance will proceed further. And now I would like
to describe myself, I do not know: I, clever, the beautiful and
generated woman the big love of children, but I think, that much more
I will tell to you about myself when you will be write the letter to
me, I will wait very much for it. Because our acquaintance is in the
beginning and in our hands as it will take place further.

Plese send mi $10,000 dollors US so we can get together and live in Moscou.

Please answer only to my personal e-mail: nXXXXXXXX.com

Irina.



I wnonder if she farts in bed.........

Originally Posted by uncle_vanya

Wow...... My dreams have been anwered..... I got this Email today.....

Hello!
My name is Irina! I have seen your profile in an agency, that this man probably
approaches me in my tastes and desires. And I have decided to write
only for you! I am 29 years old. I am a teacher.
My girlfriend found the man also through the Internet and I hope, that
will be possible to me also I will carry also I can find the worthy
man who will be capable to feel me and to whom I will open the soul, I
hope, that our acquaintance will proceed further. And now I would like
to describe myself, I do not know: I, clever, the beautiful and
generated woman the big love of children, but I think, that much more
I will tell to you about myself when you will be write the letter to
me, I will wait very much for it. Because our acquaintance is in the
beginning and in our hands as it will take place further.

Plese send mi $10,000 dollors US so we can get together and live in Moscou.

Please answer only to my personal e-mail: nXXXXXXXX.com

Irina.



I wnonder if she farts in bed.........

and have you sent her the $10,000? :D

Originally Posted by scruff_2

Are you saying you fart in bed or you want a bird that farts in bed?

Odd but true - When you fart in bed you always raise the covers a little just to check on the quality.

;)

Originally Posted by Ulster_Rifleman

Originally Posted by scruff_2

Are you saying you fart in bed or you want a bird that farts in bed?

Odd but true - When you fart in bed you always raise the covers a little just to check on the quality.

;)

I do that! much disapproval from the other half then ensues

If you give me $10,000 I'll fart in bed, and you won't have to live in Moscow....

Lol :D

$10000??? All I usually get is a rum and coke and a kebab!

Originally Posted by BBW Emma UK

$10000??? All I usually get is a rum and coke and a kebab!

But you're a bloke. Reported as spam.