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Discuss Probably in the wrong section at the Lonely Hearts forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by BBW Emma UK Didn't spot the the date DOH! Did you not ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBW Emma UK View Post
    Didn't spot the the date DOH!
    Did you not spot that you're a bloke and aren't called Emma?
    Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    Did you not spot that you're a bloke and aren't called Emma?
    Why do you naturally assume that every spaff-guzzling spunk sponge that comes on Arrse looking for cock is a bloke? Is it wishfull thinking?

    Has Moody_Bitch taken over your account?
    Last edited by smudge67er; 13-10-2011 at 11:58.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hector_Chavez_V View Post
    I bet you can spot a fucking cake shop in a force 9 blizzard though you tubby wretch..
    Amphetamines and cling wrap will get her trim in no time...
    High on life. And glue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67er View Post
    Why do you naturally assume that every spaff-guzzling spunk sponge that comes on Arrse looking for cock is a bloke?
    Because most of them are.

    Love and kisses, Koschei (21-year-old lingerie model with 34DD knockers). xxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67er View Post
    Why do you naturally assume that every spaff-guzzling spunk sponge that comes on Arrse looking for cock is a bloke? Is it wishfull thinking?

    Has Moody_Bitch taken over your account?
    Edible clothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe_Private View Post
    Edible clothing.
    Have you substituted your keyboard for a random word generator?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67er View Post
    Why do you naturally assume that every spaff-guzzling spunk sponge that comes on Arrse looking for cock is a bloke? Is it wishfull thinking?

    Has Moody_Bitch taken over your account?
    Trust me it's a bloke.
    Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge67er View Post
    Have you substituted your keyboard for a random word generator?
    For the cerebrally challenged, click this linky thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    Trust me it's a bloke.
    Jarrod knows because it's actually him
    "When I want to lose weight, I'll trim my beard!"

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    But it does buy hookers and drugs.

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