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29-07-2009, 04:12 #1Senior Member
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TheGimp............so its come to this
:D my social life has recently gone down the sh+tter, everyones on leave and unable to introduce me to their nubile friends of friends
Heavy drinking, apathetic commitment phobe requires decent women to send pictures of my cock to when I become adled and lonley late at night :D
photos or GTFO
love an licksToodlepip
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29-07-2009, 07:29 #2Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
I love you long time, big boy.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
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You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
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29-07-2009, 12:11 #3Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
Didn't you once accuse me of being a pest, or somesuch?
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How the shoe's on the other fucking foot now eh? :DTelling civvy whores that they are "civvy whores" may be big and clever, but it gets you in trouble!
I'm back baby!!! Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB
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29-07-2009, 13:28 #4Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
I take it your not on Facebook then? Originally Posted by thegimp
I heard Ross Kemp has signed a new contract with Sky.
Apparently he's added the entertainment package.
I have friends who swear they dream in colour...It's just a pigment of their imagination.
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29-07-2009, 13:31 #5Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
FFS you're a greedy bar-steward Gimp......... you have got a lovely truck!
To err is Human..... to fu*k-up on ARSE is serious sh*t!
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29-07-2009, 19:36 #6Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
any takers
Toodlepip
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29-07-2009, 19:40 #7Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
aach g'wan then, i'll have a do on yer!!
"Close your eyes and pucker up. No, I'm not gonna kiss you. I just wanted you to look like a blind arsehole."
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29-07-2009, 19:44 #8Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
weren't you on a twos up promise with the slug
Toodlepip
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29-07-2009, 19:45 #9Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
Aye but i sat on her and now i can't find her :(
"Close your eyes and pucker up. No, I'm not gonna kiss you. I just wanted you to look like a blind arsehole."
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25-01-2010, 08:24 #10Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
Jezzicaz, welcome - and welcome you certainly are! There are one or two things you need to do as a newbie and one of them is to send me a couple of pics of yourself, erm, undraped. Oh and can you lend me twenty quid til the weekend?
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
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14-02-2010, 02:23 #11Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
Originally Posted by thegimp
Do you have a telephoto lens and beer goggles to put on the end of the lensThen his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled.
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us."
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14-02-2010, 02:26 #12Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
Originally Posted by thegimp
Do you have a telephoto lens and beer goggles to put on the end of the lens
just to make everything look nice and neat and tidyThen his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled.
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us."
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14-02-2010, 02:34 #13Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
He's still on a promise with me and Bigbird, so step away from the keyboard lady. Originally Posted by DiDi
Originally Posted by thegimp
Do you have a telephoto lens and beer goggles to put on the end of the lens
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14-02-2010, 02:43 #14Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
I was under the impression there was enough to go around and you had gone missing in action and what makes you think I am a lady
Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled.
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us."
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14-02-2010, 02:54 #15Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
:D you mother Feckers
I'm still........................after 3 years still in need of some decent action.
Gen dit I am plumbsToodlepip
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