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14-02-2010, 03:01 #16Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
gimp you know that some women need a lot of foreplay you shouldn't be so slow tho we get bored easily
Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled.
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us."
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14-02-2010, 03:10 #17Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
Originally Posted by thegimp
edited because someone keeps moving the letters around on my keyboard
what I meant was what on earth does that mean are you BRAGGING
VODKA natures mong makerThen his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled.
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us."
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10-04-2010, 07:21 #18Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
unashamed BUMP
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10-04-2010, 07:30 #19Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
I'm game, you'd better still be in good nick though nothing worse than getting jazzed up for a night out to then have to sit through an awkward curry with a man who looks like he has dressed himself upside down in a swamp...
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10-04-2010, 07:39 #20Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
pushing back and reach arounds aren't my style numbnuts.
filthy wenches only. You can take the photsToodlepip
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10-04-2010, 08:12 #21Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
How desperate are you...?
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...
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10-04-2010, 09:34 #22Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
By now he'll do the pair of us. Originally Posted by Legs
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10-04-2010, 12:21 #23Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
No one's that desperate surely
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10-04-2010, 12:22 #24Senior Member
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Jarrod You can keep your weiner away from my pride and joy.
Legs, you haven't got on to that stage of dilation yet
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10-04-2010, 14:25 #25Senior Member
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I'll do you for 6 pasties and a bottle of Irn Bru WKD!! Mind you...if you knock my per-coital pasty out of my hand, I'll make you bleed!
"Close your eyes and pucker up. No, I'm not gonna kiss you. I just wanted you to look like a blind arsehole."
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10-04-2010, 19:25 #26Senior Member
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I'd let him eat my pastie. Originally Posted by bigbird67
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10-04-2010, 19:41 #27Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
Wtf is a weiner Originally Posted by thegimp
Jarrod You can keep your weiner away from my pride and joy.
Legs, you haven't got on to that stage of dilation yet
...I was going to comment on how sad you are, but then realised my life is mirroring yours. 
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10-04-2010, 19:43 #28Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
I promise to be gentle if only for a short while. Originally Posted by thegimp
Jarrod You can keep your weiner away from my pride and joy.
Legs, you haven't got on to that stage of dilation yet
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10-04-2010, 19:44 #29Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
Originally Posted by jarrod248
I promise to be gentle if only for a short while. Originally Posted by thegimp
Jarrod You can keep your weiner away from my pride and joy.
Legs, you haven't got on to that stage of dilation yet
Wear a scarf.D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
Vegitarians? bunch of cnuts more like.
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10-04-2010, 19:48 #30Senior Member
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Re: TheGimp............so its come to this
I'll wear his tuppence. Originally Posted by Gren
Originally Posted by jarrod248
I promise to be gentle if only for a short while. Originally Posted by thegimp
Jarrod You can keep your weiner away from my pride and joy.
Legs, you haven't got on to that stage of dilation yet
Wear a scarf.
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