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    no got a great bloke thanks, was not bothered about it till one person mentioned he'd been posting stuff over the net about me, my family and my mum who died in 2009 and who he posted rather sordid or i should say VERY sordid comments about and he didn't even know her.

    so that's the sort of person, fooked up donkey spanker is and he sure as hell ain't hung like one but then again i can always pay him a visit and knock the fooker out
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    That's just the usual SOP when you break up with a bird; ruin her life, spread rumours about her and her mum.

    He's just following the rules.
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    Quote Originally Posted by corfutaz View Post
    no got a great bloke thanks, was not bothered about it till one person mentioned he'd been posting stuff over the net about me, my family and my mum who died in 2009 and who he posted rather sordid or i should say VERY sordid comments about and he didn't even know her.

    so that's the sort of person, fooked up donkey spanker is and he sure as hell ain't hung like one but then again i can always pay him a visit and knock the fooker out
    So how do you account for your blown up settee of a gash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by corfutaz View Post
    no got a great bloke thanks, was not bothered about it till one person mentioned he'd been posting stuff over the net about me, my family and my mum who died in 2009 and who he posted rather sordid or i should say VERY sordid comments about and he didn't even know her.
    can you remember which site he posted them on? I get off on that sort of stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers View Post
    Oh come on we've all used the PTSD chat to impress women, coupled with thousand yard stare, it works a fucking treat.

    My personal favourite chat up line involves......well I don't really like to talk about it to be honest, lots of painful memories.

    To be honest he sounds like a pretty decent upstanding chap.
    I use it to keep them scared for their lives once I've snared them.

    The're usually good as gold after they've been woken up at 02:30 a few times. With my hand round their throat and my lips twisted into a cruel sneer, staring into their souls and watching them struggle. You have to deny all knowledge of the event in the morning and just blame PTSD. It works a treat and you'll rarely get any sort of backchat. Especially if you've been drinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by corfutaz View Post
    no got a great bloke thanks, was not bothered about it till one person mentioned he'd been posting stuff over the net about me, my family and my mum who died in 2009 and who he posted rather sordid or i should say VERY sordid comments about and he didn't even know her.

    so that's the sort of person, fooked up donkey spanker is and he sure as hell ain't hung like one but then again i can always pay him a visit and knock the fooker out
    Fucking hell, you make me look normal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by corfutaz View Post
    no got a great bloke thanks, was not bothered about it till one person mentioned he'd been posting stuff over the net about me, my family and my mum who died in 2009 and who he posted rather sordid or i should say VERY sordid comments about and he didn't even know her.
    So... your mum, bit of a girl then was she?

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    bit like the fungus growin on his dick, he really should get to the clinic more often, anyway gotta go and knock some basttards teeth out, wot a pleasure that will be, probably better than fookin the wankker, alot fookin better

    an if he comes on here while i'm on my way to knock afore said teeth out, let him know i'm gping, so he can get his mother to try an stop me

    bye all have enjoyed, an i work with blokes so whatever he tells you, it just won't upset or bother me

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    y is yours a bit of a goer then bet she is isn't she

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