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**Chunkysack** · 13-06-2009, 21:17

Hi, am looking for a girlfriend to go fishing. perhaps a new romance could spring up, or we could hook up. tea or coffee always on tap and some great stories to pass the time. If we get on we could buy a big umbrella. Not a bad looking bloke and friends, well...friend, says I look great in a fishingsuit. Any takers please reply. No timewasters thanks.

Regards
Chunky

**LukasBabe** · 23-08-2009, 23:19

Stop carping on.......

. Lol

**thegimp** · 23-08-2009, 23:21

Sorry fella, love fishing but have "tackle" of my own

**cbgramc** · 23-08-2009, 23:23

You may have to spread your net a bit wider, have you tried Anglers Weekly you may find a keeper in there.

**JoseyWales** · 23-08-2009, 23:28

Originally Posted by Chunkysack

Hi, am looking for a girlfriend to go fishing. perhaps a new romance could spring up, or we could hook up. tea or coffee always on tap and some great stories to pass the time. If we get on we could buy a big umbrella. Not a bad looking bloke and friends, well...friend, says I look great in a fishingsuit. Any takers please reply. No timewasters thanks.

Regards
Chunky

Chunky no sack,

Check this;

http://www.toysandinteriors.co.uk/ch...zzle-143-p.asp

**happybonzo** · 24-08-2009, 05:49

Is this the right plaice for this?

**old_fat_and_hairy** · 24-08-2009, 07:19

Oh my Cod! Can you not come up with a better line than this? How will you reel a girl in like that? All you will catch are bloaters!

**saintstone** · 24-08-2009, 08:17

Looks like he's stuck between a rock(salmon) and a hard plaice. Hopefully, some lucky lady will fall hook, line and sinker for him.

**B_AND_T** · 24-08-2009, 08:23

Careful, you might attract Chubb.

**Alec_Lomas** · 24-08-2009, 08:27

Don't be such (arrse) soles to the gent. I could batter you sometimes. He'll be flounder ing with your assistance and probably end up with some old trout.