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  1. 13-06-2009, 21:17 #1
    Chunkysack
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    Do You Like Fishing?

    Hi, am looking for a girlfriend to go fishing. perhaps a new romance could spring up, or we could hook up. tea or coffee always on tap and some great stories to pass the time. If we get on we could buy a big umbrella. Not a bad looking bloke and friends, well...friend, says I look great in a fishingsuit. Any takers please reply. No timewasters thanks.

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  2. 23-08-2009, 23:19 #2
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    Re: Do You Like Fishing?

    Stop carping on.......

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  3. 23-08-2009, 23:21 #3
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    Re: Do You Like Fishing?

    Sorry fella, love fishing but have "tackle" of my own
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  4. 23-08-2009, 23:23 #4
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    Re: Do You Like Fishing?

    You may have to spread your net a bit wider, have you tried Anglers Weekly you may find a keeper in there.
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  5. 23-08-2009, 23:28 #5
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    Re: Do You Like Fishing?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chunkysack
    Hi, am looking for a girlfriend to go fishing. perhaps a new romance could spring up, or we could hook up. tea or coffee always on tap and some great stories to pass the time. If we get on we could buy a big umbrella. Not a bad looking bloke and friends, well...friend, says I look great in a fishingsuit. Any takers please reply. No timewasters thanks.

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    Chunky
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    Check this;

    http://www.toysandinteriors.co.uk/ch...zzle-143-p.asp
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  6. 24-08-2009, 05:49 #6
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    Re: Do You Like Fishing?

    Is this the right plaice for this?
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  7. 24-08-2009, 07:19 #7
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    Re: Do You Like Fishing?

    Oh my Cod! Can you not come up with a better line than this? How will you reel a girl in like that? All you will catch are bloaters!
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  8. 24-08-2009, 08:17 #8
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    Re: Do You Like Fishing?

    Looks like he's stuck between a rock(salmon) and a hard plaice. Hopefully, some lucky lady will fall hook, line and sinker for him.
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  9. 24-08-2009, 08:23 #9
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    Re: Do You Like Fishing?

    Careful, you might attract Chubb.
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    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

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  10. 24-08-2009, 08:27 #10
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    Re: Do You Like Fishing?

    Don't be such (arrse) soles to the gent. I could batter you sometimes. He'll be flounder ing with your assistance and probably end up with some old trout.
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  11. 24-08-2009, 08:27 #11
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    Re: Do You Like Fishing?

    Why don't you try "loads of Fish" I am shure that even you will find who you are looking for there.
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  12. 22-09-2009, 20:25 #12
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    Re: Do You Like Fishing?

    Quote Originally Posted by Alec_Lomas
    Don't be such (arrse) soles to the gent. I could batter you sometimes. He'll be flounder ing with your assistance and probably end up with some old trout.

    That's ok though cos there are plenty more fish in the sea......

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  13. 01-10-2009, 13:39 #13
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    Re: Do You Like Fishing?

    It's a fine line between fishing...
    and standing on a river bank with a stick in your hands
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  14. 01-10-2009, 14:45 #14
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    Re: Do You Like Fishing?

    and dont forget, fly fishing is all about wrist action.
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  15. 02-10-2009, 18:43 #15
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    Re: Do You Like Fishing?

    Dont forget some women may well smell like fish down below..
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