Originally Posted by goodson8193

are you sure your bmi is up to it

Will I have to "punch above my weight"?

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Not a ginger, i'm the only one who copped that one. It's the bottom half that's eaten and the sock is a 7-11. I could, if pushed, throw in a box of Tunnocks Teacakes too. And I'm up for getting the cups together, could invent a new cheese and sell it to M&S.

Tunnock's Teacakes? You're on! :D

Okay, let's start negotiations then!

Right, in return for the above mentioned parcel of goodies, how much time were you, sorry, your sister hoping to have the pleasure of my company for? Any special, ahem, "requirements" at all?

I'd like to just point out here that this is DEFINATELY not for me but my sis is lovely and single (and my little sis).

She's little not just younger then? Do I get to see a picture before I start on the teacakes?

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Not a ginger, i'm the only one who copped that one. It's the bottom half that's eaten and the sock is a 7-11. I could, if pushed, throw in a box of Tunnocks Teacakes too. And I'm up for getting the cups together, could invent a new cheese and sell it to M&S.

Tunnock's Teacakes? You're on! :D

Okay, let's start negotiations then!

Right, in return for the above mentioned parcel of goodies, how much time were you, sorry, your sister hoping to have the pleasure of my company for? Any special, ahem, "requirements" at all?

Couple of requirements: no rabbit sex, the sex toys only get used on you and not her, don't ask her to remove the handcuffs because she wont and the dog is nothing to worry about, it won't bother you unless you try to escape, sound okay?

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Not a ginger, i'm the only one who copped that one. It's the bottom half that's eaten and the sock is a 7-11. I could, if pushed, throw in a box of Tunnocks Teacakes too. And I'm up for getting the cups together, could invent a new cheese and sell it to M&S.

Tunnock's Teacakes? You're on! :D

Okay, let's start negotiations then!

Right, in return for the above mentioned parcel of goodies, how much time were you, sorry, your sister hoping to have the pleasure of my company for? Any special, ahem, "requirements" at all?

I'd like to just point out here that this is DEFINATELY not for me but my sis is lovely and single (and my little sis).

She's little not just younger then? Do I get to see a picture before I start on the teacakes?

I think as you're the one on offer then you should submit a pic first. Only fair, this was a blind auction. Oh she's younger but same height as me :D

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Not a ginger, i'm the only one who copped that one. It's the bottom half that's eaten and the sock is a 7-11. I could, if pushed, throw in a box of Tunnocks Teacakes too. And I'm up for getting the cups together, could invent a new cheese and sell it to M&S.

Tunnock's Teacakes? You're on! :D

Okay, let's start negotiations then!

Right, in return for the above mentioned parcel of goodies, how much time were you, sorry, your sister hoping to have the pleasure of my company for? Any special, ahem, "requirements" at all?

Couple of requirements: no rabbit sex, the sex toys only get used on you and not her, don't ask her to remove the handcuffs because she wont and the dog is nothing to worry about, it won't bother you unless you try to escape, sound okay?

Can I come and watch, take pics, charge an entrance fee, we could go 50/50.

At least MSR has the courtesy to offer an evening at a Ball when touting for some female company!

I suggest that Ex_Stab's offer is somewhat parsimonious!

Litotes

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Not a ginger, i'm the only one who copped that one. It's the bottom half that's eaten and the sock is a 7-11. I could, if pushed, throw in a box of Tunnocks Teacakes too. And I'm up for getting the cups together, could invent a new cheese and sell it to M&S.

Tunnock's Teacakes? You're on! :D

Okay, let's start negotiations then!

Right, in return for the above mentioned parcel of goodies, how much time were you, sorry, your sister hoping to have the pleasure of my company for? Any special, ahem, "requirements" at all?

Couple of requirements: no rabbit sex, the sex toys only get used on you and not her, don't ask her to remove the handcuffs because she wont and the dog is nothing to worry about, it won't bother you unless you try to escape, sound okay?

Seems reasonable. Shall I bring my own chains or does she have some?

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Not a ginger, i'm the only one who copped that one. It's the bottom half that's eaten and the sock is a 7-11. I could, if pushed, throw in a box of Tunnocks Teacakes too. And I'm up for getting the cups together, could invent a new cheese and sell it to M&S.

Tunnock's Teacakes? You're on! :D

Okay, let's start negotiations then!

Right, in return for the above mentioned parcel of goodies, how much time were you, sorry, your sister hoping to have the pleasure of my company for? Any special, ahem, "requirements" at all?

Couple of requirements: no rabbit sex, the sex toys only get used on you and not her, don't ask her to remove the handcuffs because she wont and the dog is nothing to worry about, it won't bother you unless you try to escape, sound okay?

Seems reasonable. Shall I bring my own chains or does she have some?

Chains? You're not playing in the little league now! She'll supply the cat gut and fishing twine. You don't have to bring anything except yourself and some soothing cream for afterwards ( i recommend Sudocreme)

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Not a ginger, i'm the only one who copped that one. It's the bottom half that's eaten and the sock is a 7-11. I could, if pushed, throw in a box of Tunnocks Teacakes too. And I'm up for getting the cups together, could invent a new cheese and sell it to M&S.

Tunnock's Teacakes? You're on! :D

Okay, let's start negotiations then!

Right, in return for the above mentioned parcel of goodies, how much time were you, sorry, your sister hoping to have the pleasure of my company for? Any special, ahem, "requirements" at all?

Couple of requirements: no rabbit sex, the sex toys only get used on you and not her, don't ask her to remove the handcuffs because she wont and the dog is nothing to worry about, it won't bother you unless you try to escape, sound okay?

Seems reasonable. Shall I bring my own chains or does she have some?

Chains? You're not playing in the little league now! She'll supply the cat gut and fishing twine. You don't have to bring anything except yourself and some soothing cream for afterwards ( i recommend Sudocreme)

OK :P

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Originally Posted by EX_STAB

Originally Posted by intergeri

Not a ginger, i'm the only one who copped that one. It's the bottom half that's eaten and the sock is a 7-11. I could, if pushed, throw in a box of Tunnocks Teacakes too. And I'm up for getting the cups together, could invent a new cheese and sell it to M&S.

Tunnock's Teacakes? You're on! :D

Okay, let's start negotiations then!

Right, in return for the above mentioned parcel of goodies, how much time were you, sorry, your sister hoping to have the pleasure of my company for? Any special, ahem, "requirements" at all?

Couple of requirements: no rabbit sex, the sex toys only get used on you and not her, don't ask her to remove the handcuffs because she wont and the dog is nothing to worry about, it won't bother you unless you try to escape, sound okay?

Seems reasonable. Shall I bring my own chains or does she have some?

Chains? You're not playing in the little league now! She'll supply the cat gut and fishing twine. You don't have to bring anything except yourself and some soothing cream for afterwards ( i recommend Sudocreme)

OK :P

So when do I get pic as i have to scrutinise you before letting her know i have another vict.......i'm mean date for her.