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Discuss Canada VS UK....Help needed from the ARRSE masses. in Living Overseas on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Fat_Cav Depends on what benefits you can get and how cheap the beer/vodka/whisky/listerine/rubbing alcohol is. With the right incentives you could have whole ghetto's of fat alcoholic Alberta squaw's springing up in ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat_Cav View Post
    Depends on what benefits you can get and how cheap the beer/vodka/whisky/listerine/rubbing alcohol is.

    With the right incentives you could have whole ghetto's of fat alcoholic Alberta squaw's springing up in the UK
    Fixed that for you.


    On a serious note. I left the UK back in Oct 09. After 8.5 years in plod back there I could see the writing on the wall for society, the economy, and the job and spoke with my feet.

    I'd never go back there to live and that might be your problem. If she gies back for a jolly, surrounds herself with friends and rellies, and treats it as a holiday she'll see it all rosy and will want to stay. Whereas the reality of living and working there will be different.

    If she misses Brits you should join the Calgary Fire Dept and move to some of the towns just outside. There's more British people here than most towns in the UK.
    "Crazy like wild wolves threatened by fire, send them all to the bottom of the sea."

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    What are employment levels like in Calgary and Edmonton at the moment as am thinking of making a shift. Mrs P_L is a seal clubber so there would be no problems with immigration.
    Royal Engineers - bodging stuff since 1856

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    I would have to say if the money is better than a job in the UK, i would consider settling in Canada. And if you can see yourself liking the job too. it is hard if your wife isn't keen on Canada, but try and let her know the postive things about living in Canada. however if she is really hating Canada and doesn't get home often, you may need to think about other options. good luck!

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    I'm sure the lads living in Alberta can answer this better than me as I am in Ontario but think about it, it's a much better way of life. Don't get me wrong this isn't the land of milk and honey but compared to any life I could have in the UK........ I'm busy drinking milk and eating honey.

    Canada is mahoosive. Lpts of variety, depending on what you want.

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    well having lived in Canada both in Ontario and Alberta, I would love to go back. I have also lived in the UK for 5 Years and therefore I am familiar with UK life style too. I suppose it all depends on what sort of life you all want and where the best place will be for you all to have that life. good luck on your decision.

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    If you have a job where you are you would be fecking crazy to move.

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    I'm Canadian. I was in the British Army. She's an idiot. Why are you even considering doing what she wants to do?

    This should change her mind about wanting to become a Canadian:

    Russell Peters - How to become a Canadian Citizen - YouTube
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    Oh and seriously - since no one has said out loud what everyone is thinking - man the fuck up - when the little woman earns the cash that keeps everyone in jumpers and holidays then she gets to say where the family unit lives - until then - not so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travelgall View Post
    You've listed the reasons - tons of outdoor space, things cost a lot less and a crime and chav free life. Taxes are pretty low from my understanding too, the food is very good as long as you don't want too much Cordo Bleu. However the yang to that ying is that Canada is feckin dull, feckin cold, feckin dark in winter, full of feckin Mosquitoes, a cultural wasteland unless you're interested in Raccoon head gear and 1/2 million miles from a beach where you can get a tan. No country is perfect my boy - despite what the Breadstealers and the Yanks try and tell you.

    If she wants a reason not to return to Blighty - The houses are minute. Everything is expensive, our children are basically feral, the taxes are outrageous, she would have to work rather than sit on her arse at home looking after the kids, the Education system sucks unless you have the cash to go private or find one of the few schools in the country not fucked up by 40 years of Communists in the teaching profession. Our health service sucks. Outdoor space is usually the size of a postage stamp.

    The advantages of living here are many too - Culture, affordable travel, decent money, good public transport, her friends, history, great Pub culture, fantastic restaurants at the cutting edge in London etc.

    Have you tried flipping a coin?
    Wot she said.

    Plus the traffic in UK is appalling, public transport is shite, there are laws against just about everything imaginable which only criminals and pikeys are not obliged to obey. Political correctness is endemic and life threatening; the creeping cancer of fanatical Islam is overtaking our cities on the one hand and where that isn't the case the cities concerned are probably no-go areas especially after dark on the other hand.

    Oh an Canadian wimmin tend to have bigger tits.
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    Well, this is my retirement plan, which I am at liberty to divulge to you in the form of a song . . .

    Old Farts in Caravan Parks by John Williamson - YouTube

    And what to look out for . . .

    RED DOG (2011) - Official Trailer / HD Version - YouTube
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    The Pilbara Regt -- free ranging fowl fighters

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