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Discuss Dog Feces Removal Germany at the Law forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Arters
This is what I paid for last night, Jarrod's nosh is ...
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29-01-2012, 10:56 #31Senior Member
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Nothing wrong with a good Ploughman's Lunch.
Originally Posted by Arters
This is what I paid for last night, Jarrod's nosh is the one in the background!!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...
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29-01-2012, 10:59 #32Senior Member
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I agree but he said it was Jarrods nosh so I though .... Originally Posted by Legs
And I have to say that large brown thing on the plate in the fore ground looks like a fried colostomy bag.
Where's the friggin cloakroom attendant when you want him/her.3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
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29-01-2012, 11:02 #33Senior Member
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Nothing to do with me. I hardly ate anything last night I didn't feel well.
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Really? Can I have your cheese platter? I love cheese (and I don't mean... well you know).
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
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29-01-2012, 11:18 #35Senior Member
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Dig in. Originally Posted by eodmatt
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29-01-2012, 11:30 #36Senior Member
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Possibly thought he was getting a ploughman Originally Posted by eodmatt
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29-01-2012, 12:39 #37
Just bag it all up and leave it in the back of your car, the Mercians will normally steal it within the hour!
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29-01-2012, 14:54 #38Senior Member
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Three pages on dogshit, only on arrse. My girl squeezed one out this morning that truely impressed me, didn't think I was going to get it into the bag for a second.
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29-01-2012, 15:06 #39Senior Member
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Look at the state of that pint id take the fucker back Originally Posted by Arters
This is what I paid for last night, Jarrod's nosh is the one in the background!!
Father Dougal: God Ted, I've heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's going to come back and judge us all.
Father Ted: No...no Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism you're talking about there
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29-01-2012, 15:25 #40Senior Member
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Looks like cider.
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