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  1. 07-09-2006, 12:30 #1
    LazyCaretaker
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    Why did the Chicken cross the Road

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    GEORGE W. BUSH
    We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

    COLIN POWELL
    Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

    MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
    I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

    GRANDPA
    In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

    JOHN LENNON
    Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

    ARISTOTLE
    It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

    KARL MARX
    It was an historical inevitability.

    VOLTAIRE
    I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

    ALBERT EINSTEIN
    Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

    BILL CLINTON
    I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

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    I missed one?
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  2. 07-09-2006, 12:37 #2
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    Re: Why did the Chicken cross the Road

    To get to the other side.....
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  3. 07-09-2006, 12:41 #3
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    Re: Why did the Chicken cross the Road

    MEL GIBSON
    Why do you think the chicken crossed the road? Because its a fecking Jew. Jews think they can just cross the fecking street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world...are you a Jewish chicken??
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  4. 07-09-2006, 17:28 #4
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    Re: Why did the Chicken cross the Road

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Cos it was stuck to the end of my kock!


    (No chicken ws harmed in the making of this joke)
    If you can read this - Make me a sandwich!
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  5. 07-09-2006, 17:44 #5
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    Re: Why did the Chicken cross the Road

    because it was stapled to a punk
    Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!
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  6. 07-09-2006, 17:57 #6
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    Re: Why did the Chicken cross the Road

    cos i kicked the chirping little sh*t in the ass. wanted to see if it could fly.
    In the warrior's code there's no surrender. If your body says stop, your spirit says never.
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  7. 07-09-2006, 18:11 #7
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    Re: Why did the Chicken cross the Road

    http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/

    http://www.animaljokes.co.uk/chicken...en_jokes.shtml
    Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!
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  8. 07-09-2006, 19:14 #8
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    Re: Why did the Chicken cross the Road

    To escape from a shite thread ?
    "Is it a crime to hit a student across the back of the head with a snooker ball in a sock?"

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  9. 07-09-2006, 19:16 #9
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    Re: Why did the Chicken cross the Road

    Why did the Chicken cross the Road.

    cos it wanted to.

    sorry ill get my coat.
    kills bugs dead
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  10. 07-09-2006, 19:26 #10
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    Re: Why did the Chicken cross the Road

    Why did the Chicken cross the Road.

    it was a remote control uced

    under chicken explosive device

    dem cunnin yankees
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  11. 07-09-2006, 19:37 #11
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    Re: Why did the Chicken cross the Road

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    STEVIE WONDER

    What chicken?
    Is it safe?

    The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. Martin Luther King.
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  12. 07-09-2006, 23:21 #12
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    Re: Why did the Chicken cross the Road

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because the Russians bombed his house, shelled his neighbour, and ethinicly clensed his aunts and uncles.

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    Sorry, miss read the the title of this thread

    I thought it was "Why did the Chechnian cross the road?"
    Ooh, there's a nasty splinter on that trench ladder, sir! A bloke could really hurt himself on that
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