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Discuss Women you fancy that you shouldn't at the The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes Back forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; I don't know if this has been done before, but I feel strangely attracted to ...
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12-12-2005, 10:07 #1Senior Member
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Women you fancy that you shouldn't
I don't know if this has been done before, but I feel strangely attracted to Paula Radcliffe. Obviously not when she's running because her style looks like she's having an aneurism. But her smile is nice. Strange and not quite right. Does anyone else have a thing for women who you wouldn't normally consider as "attractive" ?
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12-12-2005, 10:10 #2Senior Member
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Gunny Highway's Mum. She's about 104 but goes like the proverbial belt fed. She is a duuuuuuuurty beetch.
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12-12-2005, 10:11 #3Senior Member
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Hmm, have a strange fondness for (listening to more than anything else) Jayne Middlemass! I'll now go anf beat myself with a piece of 2*4
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12-12-2005, 10:13 #4Senior Member
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That ginger bird from Gimme Gimme Gimme.....
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12-12-2005, 10:16 #5Senior Member
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Now that is just wrong! Originally Posted by Rowums
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12-12-2005, 10:17 #6Senior Member
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I like 'em rough Originally Posted by brewmeister
Now that is just wrong! Originally Posted by Rowums
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12-12-2005, 10:19 #7Senior Member
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Miss Hoolie from Balamory:
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12-12-2005, 10:25 #8Senior Member
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Does having a weird lesbian crush on Dame Ellen MacArthur count? The Tankie says he can see it too, but maybe we're both just wrong.
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12-12-2005, 10:41 #9Senior Member
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I know the title of this thread, says women, but I have a history of fancying odd people. You have to forgive any typos as I'm trying to type with a broken finger and it hurts a bit. Anyhow. My self esteem truely caught the last train out of Loserville* a couple of 'encounters' ago. I woke up next to a guy shorter than myself, who's bedroom battle cry mentioned something about broadswords (OMG!) and had a collection of 21 sided dice. Also for some inexplicable reason he decided to halfway through proceedings to trash my room. He was also strawberry blond. HORROR!
FTR - Kenneth Brannagh... I know it's wrong and dirty and I do feel ashamed
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12-12-2005, 10:42 #10Senior Member
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Moira Stuart.
It's her voice. It sounds like her larynx is coated in angel grease.We will defend to the death our right to be misinformed!
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