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Discuss Women you fancy that you shouldn't at the The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes Back forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by cowboyjim
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16-02-2012, 21:39 #6041Senior Member
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...and what is wrong with fcuking the argies? People got medals for that when I was younger.
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19-02-2012, 12:15 #6042Senior Member
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I believe she qualifies for this thread. Katy Ashworth. Works on kids TV. Gotta take the positives in every crap thing your made to watch. This is one:
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19-02-2012, 12:24 #6043No, I'd nail the living shit out of it! However, I'd go for the Rohypnol approach, rather than the "Those little islands belong to you" by Sean Penn. He'd probably try to dine her first, I'd just fist her anus. Originally Posted by cowboyjim
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19-02-2012, 18:55 #6044(Said in a harsh, mature, middle class accent) Originally Posted by cowboyjim
"Corporal, I don't think you understand. When a senior serving officer tells you to finger her arse and lick her clit at the same time, you'd better bloody start thinking about how much you are going to enjoy it. Otherwise, I shall be having words with your Sergeant Major. Now take your underwear off and start stroking your own penis".cowboyjim likes this.It's true that gingers have no souls'. I sold mine to the Devil years ago for 4 cans of Skol, 20 Lambert & Butler's and a go on his mother when she was pissed up after her 40th Birthday bash.
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20-02-2012, 14:38 #6045
After watching Fantastic Mr Fox on TV last night...I'd have to nominate Mrs Felicity Fox...
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In the career of glory one gains many things; the gout and medals, a pension and rheumatism....all of these fatigues experienced in your youth, you pay for when you grow old. Because one has suffered in years gone by, it is necessary to suffer more, which does not seem exactly fair.
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What a fox! Originally Posted by Rodney2q
After watching Fantastic Mr Fox on TV last night...I'd have to nominate Mrs Felicity Fox...
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26-02-2012, 03:21 #6047Senior Member
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I can't be the only person that actually thinks Lorraine kelly is well worth a go!!
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26-02-2012, 06:34 #6048There are some photos on ARRSE of her with her minge out. Originally Posted by BlackStonePanda
I can't be the only person that actually thinks Lorraine kelly is well worth a go!!
I fucked your country and became very rich. What are you going to do about it?
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26-02-2012, 21:02 #6049Senior Member
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Nothing like as good as Mrs J Rabbit. Originally Posted by Rodney2q
After watching Fantastic Mr Fox on TV last night...I'd have to nominate Mrs Felicity Fox...
Rodney2qIt is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom -- for that alone, which no honest man gives up,
As true today as in 1320.
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27-02-2012, 09:38 #6050Senior Member
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All i can say is i sincerely hope its not akin to her portrayal in Bo Selecta, with her "Growler" out!! Originally Posted by JoeCivvie
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