Discuss Women you fancy that you shouldn't in The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes Back on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by batus_survivor
Madeline Duggan aka Lauren Branning from Eastenders? Turned 18 last June btw - I checked wikipedia...
Should've gone to specsavers Mr Glitter... it says born 1994.. :D...
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Should've gone to specsavers Mr Glitter... it says born 1994.. :D
Originally Posted by batus_survivor 
Madeline Duggan aka Lauren Branning from Eastenders? Turned 18 last June btw - I checked wikipedia...
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Originally Posted by JRHartley Should've gone to specsavers Mr Glitter... it says born 1994.. :D Originally Posted by batus_survivor
Madeline Duggan aka Lauren Branning from Eastenders? Turned 18 last June btw - I checked wikipedia...
OOOOOOOPS¬!!!!!!
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In which case I reckon lots of members of Arrse will be going to Hell. Me included.
- 09-01-2009, 22:12 #3934
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Save yerself from eternal damnation - this one is old enough, but weird-looking. I give you Abby, from NCIS:
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. . . complete with home-made handlebars. Planning a head, perhaps?
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I can't think of a single reason why I shouldn't fancy her Originally Posted by Stonker Save yerself from eternal damnation - this one is old enough, but weird-looking. I give you Abby, from NCIS:
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. . . complete with home-made handlebars. Planning a head, perhaps?Death may be certain, but comms aren't.
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Can they just arrest my right hand? The rest of me was innocent. Originally Posted by schweik 
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Depends what was in your right hand at the time !! Originally Posted by blue-sophist Can they just arrest my right hand? The rest of me was innocent."It is the duty of the dog owner to try to be the great man his dog thinks he is". ("soldernut" 01OCT2010).
"Happiness is not a destination, it is a manner of traveling". (“texas_titans” 11DEC2010).
"You really do have to wonder how much you would have to hate, indeed loathe, your culture, your country and your fellow citizens, before you would even contemplate something like . . . Labour's conspiracy for mass immigration". ("Jaeger", ARRSE, 23OCT2009).
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I claim the 5th Amendment ... or one of them, anyway. Originally Posted by RCT(V) Depends what was in your right hand at the time !! Originally Posted by blue-sophist Can they just arrest my right hand? The rest of me was innocent.
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It actually turns out that yours truly and Daphne Guinness are in fact related by marriage....which is nice. Originally Posted by gallowglass That first picture of Dear Daphne (I've decided to go with the presumption that with her 'being Irish' - well kind of - she and I are kin, though distant mind you Originally Posted by EX_STAB Originally Posted by gallowglass 
What's not to fancy? ÂŁ20m fortune, two out of three kids are grown up and she likes making clothes out of armour.
Bit skinny for Cuddle's taste but I would!
Looks like she could put a bit of a fight though if she wanted to - perhaps this picture makes her a WYFTYS?
) is either very attractive or very frightening, I can't quite decide. In photographs, she either looks positively weird or attractive, in a Cruella de Vil way. Odd. The interest in clothes armour is also odd. Did I say that she's odd? 
Therefore, I suppose I am in accordance with the thread title in that 'one shouldn't' when it comes to one's cousins - then again, I doubt if Cousin Daphne knows we're related, and it's sufficently distant not to be illegal...
Am not so sure about being related to brewers though
Even oddly good-looking ones :D
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You lucky barsteward!
I'd settle for an introduction ... no, I wouldn't, I adore her and want her
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