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Discuss Women you fancy that you shouldn't in The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes Back on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Mangonel On the nostalgia theme, has Mrs Peel been on here yet? (Click to enlarge) Now: I still would, even now. Just for the story if nothing else. Besides, if whe wore ...
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    Re: Women you fancy that you shouldn't

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    On the nostalgia theme, has Mrs Peel been on here yet?



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    I still would, even now.
    Just for the story if nothing else. Besides, if whe wore that outfit in her younger days imagine how adventurous she is these days with a bit more maturity and experience....

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    Re: Women you fancy that you shouldn't

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    The farmer's daughter who was stalking me. She caught me and I liked it .......
    Glad to hear it, does this mean that a relationship resulting in additional land to shoot over is now on?
    Yes. What's more I frightened her sufficiently she isn't even demanding any more "hayloft action" ;)
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    Re: Women you fancy that you shouldn't

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    Quote Originally Posted by ugly
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    The farmer's daughter who was stalking me. She caught me and I liked it .......
    Glad to hear it, does this mean that a relationship resulting in additional land to shoot over is now on?
    Yes. What's more I frightened her sufficiently she isn't even demanding any more "hayloft action" ;)
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    Re: Women you fancy that you shouldn't

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    What gopping shoes!
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    Re: Women you fancy that you shouldn't

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suedehead
    What gopping shoes!
    Even though she is no exactly my taste you noticed her shoes first. Fag.

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    Re: Women you fancy that you shouldn't

    Quote Originally Posted by adouglasmhor
    Quote Originally Posted by Brush_Dust_Shake
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    What gopping shoes!
    Even though she is no exactly my taste you noticed her shoes first. Fag.
    She must be a Ho, the cross around her neck hasn't got one of those minature blokes on them.
    Her breasts were like ripe strawberries, but much bigger, a completely different colour, not as bumpy, and without the little green things on top.

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    Re: Women you fancy that you shouldn't

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    With a bit of slap and decent hairdo, she might still be half decent.
    (if Mrs HA2 is reading this, I would'nt. Not even for the bragging rights)
    Her breasts were like ripe strawberries, but much bigger, a completely different colour, not as bumpy, and without the little green things on top.

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    Re: Women you fancy that you shouldn't

    Ahem...

    Bethany Hamilton - the armless surf chick.
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    Re: Women you fancy that you shouldn't

    Quote Originally Posted by hairyarse2
    Quote Originally Posted by adouglasmhor
    Quote Originally Posted by Brush_Dust_Shake
    Quote Originally Posted by Suedehead
    What gopping shoes!
    Even though she is no exactly my taste you noticed her shoes first. Fag.
    She must be a Ho, the cross around her neck hasn't got one of those minature blokes on them.

    Then again would it be "Ally" to shag an ex-para shemale?

    I think NOT.........
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    Re: Women you fancy that you shouldn't

    Angie Dickenson, of Police Woman and other things. Big noise in the 60s. Sh*gged Burt Bacharach and others (Sinatra?). Shouldn't fancy her now, 'cos she's 77. But 30 years ago, she was 47, and the sort of milf I'd have cut my right arm off for.

    Thankfully I didn't go blind, but it must have been a close run thing.


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