50 THINGS WOMEN CAN'T DO ........

1. know anything about a car except its colour

2. understand a film plot

3. go 24 hours without sending a text message

4. lift

5. throw

6. run

7. park

8. fart

9. read a map

10. rob a bank

11. resist Ikea

12. sit still

13. tell a joke

14. play pool

15. pay for dinner

16. eat a kebab whilst walking

17. pee out of a train window

18. argue without shouting

19. get told off without crying

20. understand fruit machines

21. walk past a shoe shop

22. make a decent bacon sandwich

23. not comment on a strangers clothes

24. use small amounts of toilet paper

25. let you sleep with a hangover

26. drink a pint gracefully

27. get a round in

28. throw a punch

29. do magic

30. like your friends

31. enjoy porn

32. eat a really hot curry

33. get to the point

34. buy plain envelopes

35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"

37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates

38. avoid credit card debt

39. dive into a pool

40. assemble furniture

41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb

42. set a video recorder

43. not try and change you

44. watch a war film

45. understand why flirting results in violence

46. spend a day by themselves

47. go to the toilet by themselves

48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket

49. choose a video quickly

50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of
the above

Hahahaha, so true (no offence)

Originally Posted by Silent_Scope

Hahahaha, so true (no offence)

Don't you claim to be a child? WTF do YOU know about women?

Originally Posted by DozyBint

Originally Posted by Silent_Scope

Hahahaha, so true (no offence)

Don't you claim to be a child? WTF do YOU know about women?

Kill him Dozy - Kill him.

I bet he can't drink, type, be on the phone and smoke all at the same time. Multitasking - I ask you

Mrs WH makes the best Bacon Sandwiches ever :D

Originally Posted by FunkyNewBlood

31. enjoy porn

Ill say true true true to them all except no: 31 :D

Surely this thread should be to the TOP 50 things women can't do

Nice one Funky, all true

Originally Posted by FunkyNewBlood

1. know anything about a car except its colour True

2. understand a film plot False

3. go 24 hours without sending a text message True

4. lift False

5. throw False

6. run False

7. park False

8. fart True - we don't have the confidence

9. read a map False

10. rob a bank false

11. resist Ikea False

12. sit still True

13. tell a joke False

14. play pool False (ask them bikers in Kingsbridge)

15. pay for dinner False

16. eat a kebab whilst walking False

17. pee out of a train window True - why would you want to

18. argue without shouting False

19. get told off without crying False

20. understand fruit machines False

21. walk past a shoe shop True

22. make a decent bacon sandwich False

23. not comment on a strangers clothes True

24. use small amounts of toilet paper True

25. let you sleep with a hangover False

26. drink a pint gracefully False

27. get a round in False

28. throw a punch False

29. do magic False

30. like your friends False

31. enjoy porn True

32. eat a really hot curry False

33. get to the point False

34. buy plain envelopes False - I steal them

35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet False

36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold" False

37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates True

38. avoid credit card debt False

39. dive into a pool True

40. assemble furniture Very false

41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb True

42. set a video recorder False

43. not try and change you True

44. watch a war film False

45. understand why flirting results in violence Definitely false

46. spend a day by themselves False

47. go to the toilet by themselves False

48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket False

49. choose a video quickly False

50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of
the above False

Girls - your answers please.

Sluggy xx

Originally Posted by FunkyNewBlood

1. know anything about a car except its colour False, I have changed my oil and tires myself, freak!

2. understand a film plot False we read the reviews beforehand!

3. go 24 hours without sending a text message True but then I work in the telecom industry

4. lift False, bend from the knees

5. throw True, unless it's objects at men!

6. run, True, big boobs make it harder to run!

7. park, True, valet parking.

8. fart, False, just don't leave the brown crusty stains like men!

9. read a map, True, because we have Garmin to direct us.

10. rob a bank, True, why rob a bank when you can just take your ex to the cleaners!

11. resist Ikea, True, see 4 because gotta get your stuff into the truck!

12. sit still, True, ants in our pants!

13. tell a joke, False, we all know how funny a guy is when he's trying to chat us up.

14. play pool, False, good sailoring = good pool playing!

15. pay for dinner, False, that's why we have expense accounts!

16. eat a kebab whilst walking, True because we don't think that getting food on our shirts is that great.

17. pee out of a train window True

18. argue without shouting False, we can't argue without shooting you stupid!

19. get told off without crying False, again shooting you!

20. understand fruit machines True, don't understand them

21. walk past a shoe shop False, online shopping means they deliver them to you!

22. make a decent bacon sandwich False, see WH's comment

23. not comment on a strangers clothes True

24. use small amounts of toilet paper True but then we at least replace the toilet role.

25. let you sleep with a hangover True, what the hell were you doing drinking?

26. drink a pint gracefully False, everything a woman does is graceful. Anyways why would a guy want to drink anything graceful unless you're like receiving bum sex?

27. get a round in False, anytime sucker!

28. throw a punch Fasle, see 27.

29. do magic True, like I want to be dressed in a tux!

30. like your friends False, especially the really cute ones!

31. enjoy porn False, only with attractive people though.

32. eat a really hot curry True because we don't need to sweat out our food and smell like it either!

33. get to the point False, dude you're the one with a list of 50!

34. buy plain envelopes False, for anonymous letters!

35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet True, we like washing our hands.

36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold" False, some of us live in the tropics, doesn't get cold here.

37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates False, again internet shopping!

38. avoid credit card debt False, just get a higher paying job!

39. dive into a pool False, we can cannonball but don't have the ass mass that most men have!

40. assemble furniture False, love Ikea, total contradiction

41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb False, we have more delicate fingers and roll anything between them!

42. set a video recorder False done that many a time for plenty of dudes!

43. not try and change you True because you're a bunch of losers who need improvement!

44. watch a war film False, especially when cute actors are involved.

45. understand why flirting results in violence False, only if you flirt with another woman, then all hell will break loose!

46. spend a day by themselves True, why should we, you're suppose to keep us company?

47. go to the toilet by themselves False, translation checking out the bar for hotties while you're thinking we're going to the bathroom!

48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket True, yeah like you want to grab an ass and feel a wallet or maybe you do????

49. choose a video quickly False, anything with Brad Pitt, instant buy!

50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of
the above
True because it's a bunch of shit!

You can't handle the truth!