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**wellyhead** · 25-03-2006, 16:32

Originally Posted by Wedge_not_Sapper

Kember thought that God had finally come to rescue him - he had - an "A Mech" came bursting throught the door looking for a FCuk off Spanner and low, he found one!

You just made that up didn't you ? Go on admit it

**Proximo** · 25-03-2006, 16:43

And this is The NAAFI Bar before the moaning starts...

**ExPadBrat** · 25-03-2006, 17:05

Oh Darth.....funny funny funny

But I'm sure there must be some eeevil jokes we can use?

**Wedge_not_Sapper** · 25-03-2006, 17:43

Welly - I admit I did but the Cnut is still a spanner.

**Ralf** · 25-03-2006, 21:43

British troops burst into the room and Norm asks " are you SAS of RAF Regiment"
"SAS" Replies one of the troopers.
"Thats good because if you were RAF Regt I would be staying put, because we would never find our way back if you were."

**58_Pattern** · 25-03-2006, 21:44

Darth thats class humour !!!

**Yorkie-bar** · 25-03-2006, 22:29

John McCarthy first night at home with his bird:

Do you mind the lights out my old slapper; I have slept in pitch black for 4 years.....
Minutes after....do you mind lying on the hard floor.....not been in a bed for 5 years..

Holds her from behind on the floor....do you mind if I call you terry?

**Proximo** · 25-03-2006, 23:18

Norm had a few tricks up his sleeve in case the SAS couldn't be arrsed...

**BiscuitsAB** · 26-03-2006, 00:05

Havent got a Norman joke but I do have a good christian joke

One day there is a terrible flood and this bloke gets stuck in his house, as the water starts to rise he starts to pray to God for help, after a few hours when the waters about two foot deep the police turn up with a dingy on a bit of string and say "jump in mate well see your safe" to whit the bloke responds "No its ok thanks I'm a Christain and the Lord will look after me"

well about 12 hours later he's he been doing some more praying and hes hanging out of his bedroom window when the Firebrigade turn up with a Rib and say Jump on mate we'll see your safe. The bloke give the same reply "No its alright I'm a Christian and God will look after me"

A few hours later He's hanging on to his ariel on his roof, the water has completly engulfed his house and the RAF turn up in a chopper, bloke comes down on a wire and says " Grab this harness mate and we'll see your safe". Well Our bloke Being a good Christian says " Not likely mate I've been praying to the Lord for the last 12 hours and I'm sure he'll look after me"

Well Twenty minutes later sure enough the raging torrent tears his desperate grasp from his arial and he drowns. So there he is Wet and Bedraggled standing in the Que at the pearly gates waiting his turn to get in cause he's a good christian and he see's God walking down the Que having a chat and shaking hands, Well our guys Stops God and Say's "Lord why did you let me drown? why didnt you save me"

And God replies " For Fcuks sake i sent you two boats and Fcucking helicopter what more do you want arrsehole"

edited for spelling! again.!