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    Birds hidden in the block

    In the good old days when many camps were pretty open places it was not unusual for a few gronks to be imported and subsequently shared out among the boys. I certainly remember this is tidworth and colly even down to the time when one was evicted because we were off to belize on tour.
    Anyone else remember this happening?
    I'd crawl over fifteen miles of redhot broken glass to smell the exhaust fumes of the laundry van that took her knickers away.

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    Re: Birds hidden in the block

    Quote Originally Posted by Wonk_Mog
    In the good old days when many camps were pretty open places it was not unusual for a few gronks to be imported and subsequently shared out among the boys. I certainly remember this is tidworth and colly even down to the time when one was evicted because we were off to belize on tour.
    Anyone else remember this happening?
    Yes

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    Re: Birds hidden in the block

    Are you some sort of puff?.

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    Re: Birds hidden in the block

    Stan 'The Man' Br*** (colour) didn't have any birds in the block but he did have a calculator and a windscreen wiper blade in the bottom of an old aquarium in his room.

    When asked on a block inspection what the fcuk it was, his answer of "it's my snakes and there's an adder and a viper" wasn't really appreciated.

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    Re: Birds hidden in the block

    Quote Originally Posted by hedgehog64
    Are you some sort of puff?.
    Well it stands to reason that there were those sort of "birds" as well but I am talking about those with fannies to poke and not just bumoles to sihtstab. It was illeagal to be homo in the army back in the 80s
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    Edinburgh Castle. There was nothing to ease the broom hadle and billiard cue with which she began the entertainment so we proffered clear dubbin as vaseline. Needs must when the devil drives......
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    Re: Birds hidden in the block

    Hohne had a few "regular" block visitors during the late 70's early 80's , one of whom I remember gave quite a few of the "Donkey Wallopers" of "D" bty a reason to visit the "MO" after one of her weekend sessions..
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    Re: Birds hidden in the block

    My craziest was an upstanding prod back into Girdwood Park, Belfast

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanish_Dave
    My craziest was an upstanding prod back into Girdwood Park, Belfast
    I witnessed a bit of a gang bang at Girdwood in 77. I didn't participate because being about 8 up seemed to me, was just gonna be really messy.
    I was a good runner in the mob. I alway's liked to think I could get out of trouble quicker than what I got into it!

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    Re: Birds hidden in the block

    Quote Originally Posted by Wonk_Mog
    Quote Originally Posted by hedgehog64
    Are you some sort of puff?.
    Well it stands to reason that there were those sort of "birds" as well but I am talking about those with fannies to poke and not just bumoles to sihtstab. It was illeagal to be homo in the army back in the 80s
    well said

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