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**mooch** · 07-04-2005, 22:53

Originally Posted by crazyfool

Whats black blue and does not like sex much?

Rape Victim!!!!!!!!

Its not rape, its surprise sex!!!

**ging-gwar** · 07-04-2005, 23:20

when does the kid visiting MJ's never never land know that its closing time?

the big hand touches the little one..

**Phil306** · 08-04-2005, 02:05

What do you call three lawyers buried up to their necks in cement?

Soccer practice!

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a c*nt.

**GrumbleWeed** · 08-04-2005, 15:49

come on guys keep it up!!!
fantastic effort so far!

**Operator** · 08-04-2005, 15:56

What's got 99 balls and fucks old ladies??

Bingo

**PoisonDwarf** · 08-04-2005, 19:20

Why will Michael Jackson never win the Grand Prix?

He always comes in a little behind.

ouch :o

**Unknown_Quantity** · 08-04-2005, 21:32

Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, Micheal Jackson fcuks kids.

**Operator** · 08-04-2005, 22:22

A woman is crawling across the floor with semen dribbling equally from both sides of her mouth... what does this tell us??

- The floor is level.

**GrumbleWeed** · 11-04-2005, 09:19

did you hear that Ellen Macarthur's round the world record has been broken by a thai bloke on a deck chair!

How do you sink a cuban- let his tyres down