She is rather horsey of face. In fact, I think a horse, especially an Arab, is better looking (into cover, helmet on, awaits incoming)

Sarah Harding - wot a skank
Sarah Jessica Parker - wot a horse
Nicole Kidman - bigger tits on a donkey
Kate Winslet - wobbly piece of pretentious lard
Keira Knightley - pushed when asked to do more than pout
Reese Witherspoon - jaw like a JCB
Lady GaGa - pre op TS

The list could go on but it's really putting me off pulling in the New Year.

If you are talking about SJP, then you are being extremely insulting to horses, even with your qualification.

You are way off track with Kidman though, I'd do her 'til she stank, even if the tip of her nose is a bit odd!

Katie price - Grampire; FLARP; Like shooting electrons in a large hadron collider.

Kate Moss - Shows how out of touch from reality the fashion industry is.

You put Jennifer Aniston in this list???? Google Images her and think again for goodness sake.

Scarlett Johansonn. Sorry, just not getting it I'm afraid??

Originally Posted by auscam

She is rather horsey of face. In fact, I think a horse, especially an Arab, is better looking (into cover, helmet on, awaits incoming)

Watched her last night ,she was on with Joan Rivers(what the f@ck happened there,).Yep definitely something of the horse there.

Tia Carrere. She looks about as sexy as The Snail off her face on meths.

OK, OK. I apologise unreservedly to all horses and ponies which may have been offended by comparison to SJ fucking P.

Originally Posted by BrokenArrow

Tia Carrere. She looks about as sexy as The Snail off her face on meths.

My imagination is working over time.

Just how bad is the 'Slug with a shell'?

Yeah go on, tell us! It sounds like she could drink Oliver Reed under the table (before he, like, died an' stuff?)