Thread: Observations of civvy st from an ex perspective

Originally Posted by hammy123

Im a civvy now you silly boy. We think we are better than you because in a nutshell, we are. Even the worst recruit ever, binned after day 1 etc is more of a man than you, a higher achiever than you and more likely to get a job working for me than you would. At least he tried, you didnt even get on the bus for basic. Mike Golden may be a prat, but he tried and ranks higher in my book than you do you dull trolling w*nker.

You're a civvy now? and yet you slag us off?

You're no better than I am. And you never will be. Higher achiever? Yeah I'm so sad I did my degree and earning more than the squaddie basic wage. I'm crying over it. Can you not tell

Namedropping Mike Golden, do you think I have an encyclopedia of walts to hand you fool? In your world you might talk about him, to me he's a nobody.


Edit: and listen to Hammy here getting all worked up! Truth hurts does it son? I've got a job for you - you can tarmac my drive

Originally Posted by Alsacien

Originally Posted by FatFifer

Originally Posted by Alsacien

Others now earn it for me.
Pay goes out on the 15th, someone does that for me to, I just check and sign.

Was there something else?

Isn't this the point in the conversation where you tell us all how big your house is, your car and how wonderful life is?

You don't like when someone gives it back, do you?

Now, one must work, but I will be back. In the meantime, tell your subordinates how wonderful you are

Which house? Which car? Not able to express yourself very clearly are you?

I'm off on holiday this evening too :D

I'm glad for you that you can afford to go on holiday. In fact it won't be long til I'm away on hols myself

Express myself? I think if we had a contest of grammar and syntax, anyone reading over our past posts would conclude you had the issue, not I. But don't let me spoil your delusion :D

Fuck me there's some lip wibbles going on here - sounds like a mare's fanny at Canal Turn on the second lap!

Originally Posted by tattybadger

Fuck me there's some lip wibbles going on here - sounds like a mare's fanny at Canal Turn on the second lap!

Ach, I hope its a counter-WAH otherwise I will be pretty unimpressed.....

Be back later to see what Richard Branson here and the mentalist have said, but until then...

TTFN

Originally Posted by FatFifer

Originally Posted by hammy123

Im a civvy now you silly boy. We think we are better than you because in a nutshell, we are. Even the worst recruit ever, binned after day 1 etc is more of a man than you, a higher achiever than you and more likely to get a job working for me than you would. At least he tried, you didnt even get on the bus for basic. Mike Golden may be a prat, but he tried and ranks higher in my book than you do you dull trolling w*nker.

You're a civvy now? and yet you slag us off?

You're no better than I am. And you never will be. Higher achiever? Yeah I'm so sad I did my degree and earning more than the squaddie basic wage. I'm crying over it. Can you not tell

Namedropping Mike Golden, do you think I have an encyclopedia of walts to hand you fool? In your world you might talk about him, to me he's a nobody.

After 22 years service I can call myself whatever I want to.

Mike tried, you did and failed with less time in than he did. Mike is better than you.

I would rather look back over my time and think, yep, did plenty with it for whatever wage they gave me than stand in your shoes with a chip on your shoulder because you were rejected before you even got a decent hair cut.

Originally Posted by tattybadger

Fuck me there's some lip wibbles going on here - sounds like a mare's fanny at Canal Turn on the second lap!

Will you stop quoting Oscar Wilde!

Originally Posted by FatFifer

Originally Posted by TalaveraTom

Fat fighter!
Why are you still here? I thought we agreed that you would wend your way over to the Walt and Wannabe thread, and leave the grown ups to talk?

BTW...I along with every soldier paid Tax and National Insurance contributions just like everyone..Except you of course, because you were parasiting your way through University at my expense! Your Degree is worthless because you are obviously worthless! That's why you choose to come on here and try goading those who actually did what you were never capable of...For Shame Still i bet your mam loves ya? At you, not with you tax dodger

I'm 37 in 2 months Tom, am I not "grown up" enough for you? Sorry, but I must have missed something here. Edit: I came back because someone was dissing my sand and cement mix. I watch this thread you know. I have the technology

Yes, you've paid tax and NI, but probably not as much as I have, to put food in mouths and rounds in your rifle.

Given that I've financed you for 20 years, don't you feel you owe me something, Tom? I think you should be GLAD of people like me who have never been on the dole and kept working so you could see the world like that geezer "Frank" in those adverts of yore. See, if it wasn't for us civvies who would give you jobs guarding our stores and minding our pubs when you leave the army??

BTW I took a student loan out at uni, paid it all back - I owe you nothing. Seems you owe ME plenty though! Give me 20 pressups and we'll call it quits. Don't tell anyone I know you though

My mum loves me, but not in the way yours does

I am surprised you ever leave the house, you sound very lonely and very bewildered by your position in life...Not only were you inadequate for service, but this has led to you resenting having to pay for the service which exposed your inadequacy. The irony is not lost on you i'm sure, you having a degree and all that

For your contribution to my life of ease, i say Ta very much!! Your generosity has allowed me to see the world and earn lots of money for doing nothing, while you apparently slogged your heart out to keep me in my life of luxury Easy doesn't begin to describe you..Thanks again, it's very much appreciated and very well received....Anywho, probably like everyone who lives within earshot of you, you're boring me!!! enough of this banter, I feel like having a siesta at your expense

Originally Posted by FatFifer

Originally Posted by Alsacien

Originally Posted by FatFifer

Originally Posted by Alsacien

Others now earn it for me.
Pay goes out on the 15th, someone does that for me to, I just check and sign.

Was there something else?

Isn't this the point in the conversation where you tell us all how big your house is, your car and how wonderful life is?

You don't like when someone gives it back, do you?

Now, one must work, but I will be back. In the meantime, tell your subordinates how wonderful you are

Which house? Which car? Not able to express yourself very clearly are you?

I'm off on holiday this evening too :D

I'm glad for you that you can afford to go on holiday. In fact it won't be long til I'm away on hols myself

Express myself? I think if we had a contest of grammar and syntax, anyone reading over our past posts would conclude you had the issue, not I. But don't let me spoil your delusion :D

Should'nt you be off making your boss another coffee by now? Rather than wasting somebody elses money by playing with the grownups on the internet :D

Originally Posted by old_fat_and_hairy

Originally Posted by tattybadger

Fuck me there's some lip wibbles going on here - sounds like a mare's fanny at Canal Turn on the second lap!

Will you stop quoting Oscar Wilde!

sorry.

The great thing about the internet is that it promotes mature, considered discussion without ever falling to personal abuse......

Originally Posted by Walthamstow

The great thing about the internet is that it promotes mature, considered discussion without ever falling to personal abuse......

Fuckoff shitlips.

Originally Posted by FatFifer

Originally Posted by hammy123

Im a civvy now you silly boy. We think we are better than you because in a nutshell, we are. Even the worst recruit ever, binned after day 1 etc is more of a man than you, a higher achiever than you and more likely to get a job working for me than you would. At least he tried, you didnt even get on the bus for basic. Mike Golden may be a prat, but he tried and ranks higher in my book than you do you dull trolling w*nker.

Edit: and listen to Hammy here getting all worked up! Truth hurts does it son? I've got a job for you - you can tarmac my drive

Why? Do you leave in a complete sh1thole? I wouldn't be surprised - you idle bore. What a shame.

Originally Posted by FatFifer

Ach, I hope its a counter-WAH otherwise I will be pretty unimpressed.....
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I call wah. Fatfifer has got to be a wind up. Own up, who is it?

Edit: and listen to Hammy here getting all worked up! Truth hurts does it son? I've got a job for you - you can tarmac my drive[/quote]

You on the other hand can serve him his fries with that Burger

Most civies have'nt a clue or even care what any ex service person has done whilst serving. When it's time to hang up the green suit it's us who have to adjust to civilian life, yes we have lots to offer and most employers know this but you can't treat a civilian who works for you the same as a young tom. The thing that annoyed me most about leaving the Army is that the next day after leaving the Army it washes it's hands of you and really does'nt care what happens to you, look at all the homeless ex Service personnel. Yes the Army was good to me and I have many happy memories but don't forget you're in the civillian world and it's you that will have to adapt to their way of thinking and not them that will have to change, if you don't then you will just become bitter and twisted.