I'm no councillor but you sound like a disinterested fat knacker who's addicted to tea!

You sound ideal for the QOY, in fact if you speak posh you could be an officer.

Snap him up Dr E, you know you want to.

I think secretly Bruce Willis wants to be in the QOY. He's jealous of the funky fox on the capbadge.

Not a chance mate, fox are vermin and should be hunted with dogs.

Have you joined yet!

the fox rocks. All set to go BW, had the intro interview thing, Staff seemed pretty positive, suggested considering TA Officer route. Just waiting on medical, so just have to wait, keep doing the fitness thing and keep winding you up with anti inf jokes.

Mate, been at it to long to be wound up by a red arrse whose considered a PO.

I will follow your career on here with interest. And remember I don't hate all the QOY. Good luck!

spose redarrse is better than FNG. And sorry for taking this post waay off subject.

Originally Posted by brucewillis

I'm no councillor but you sound like a disinterested fat knacker who's addicted to tea!

You sound ideal for the QOY, in fact if you speak posh you could be an officer.

Snap him up Dr E, you know you want to.

I've dropped enough hints Brucey boy, but it seems I'm just too proletarian for them. Besides, I'd only eat all the biscuits and make crude suggestions involving "Grubers little tank" every 5 minutes. When I wasn't hiding somewhere of course....

It's for the best. I'll get over it........

Arby,

Don't apologize for going off on a tangent, I never lost my mojo because I was never issued with one. (Wasn't mojo a chewy sweet?)

Dave,

Don't take it to hard mate, one day you just never know!

Originally Posted by brucewillis

I'm no councillor but you sound like a disinterested fat knacker who's addicted to tea!

You sound ideal for the QOY, in fact if you speak posh you could be an officer.

Snap him up Dr E, you know you want to.

Well, he does seem to be putting up some "front". I think he wants to be chased.

*Dave, rumbled, runs off giggling and squealing*

But even though posh-talking-disinterested-fat-knacker-addicted-to-tea describes one or two of my brother officers in the RY, I couldn't recruit him for the QOY, even if I wanted to. Different regiment!

Hang on ... maybe I could recruit him for the QOY, just to fck them up. But then there's a risk that his cynicism is just a sham and he'd end up being their best rupert ever.

Bah! This is getting too tricky.

Originally Posted by Bravo_Bravo

I'd not join a unit that puts microphones up noses




Or has a Captain with the first name of Grenville, for that matter

Or who is a QOY reject? and has to put his belt on with a boomerang?