25. When will CGS acknowledge publically that the TA have baled him and his cronies out for the last five years?

26. WTF is going on at Regional forces and why hasn't someone stood up and been counted on the issue of budgets?

27. Where is the FUN?

28. BOWMAN!!!! ???? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa

COS1SigBde - those are interesting new topics for discussion (less 27), not hackneyed ones.

*pauses to reflect*

Some more -

1. Balancing your Nyrex - achieving the right orders:grot proportion

2. Joined seeking a lithe young officer - should I settle for a stout PSI?

3. Am I the Imelda Marcos of boots? How many pairs is too many?

4. How old is too old? When will I "grow out" of the TA?

5. Smoke and mirrors - is being in the TA, using the TA all just a big laugh in Dreamworld?

6. Can't hack it - admin packet?

7. What is this thing the old ones speak of, by the name of "field exercise"?

PS Isn't Bebo for children and their fans?

edited due to repetition.

COS1SigBde - those are interesting new topics for discussion (less 27), not hackneyed ones.

*pauses to reflect*

Some more -

1. Balancing your Nyrex - achieving the right orders:grot proportion

Not been issued with a Nyrex

2. Joined seeking a lithe young officer - should I settle for a stout PSI?

Better a wiry, slightly jaded, Corporal

3. Am I the Imelda Marcos of boots? How many pairs is too many?

Only ever had 1 pair issued. Is one pair one too few?

4. How old is too old? When will I "grow out" of the TA?

when you can't hold your drink anymore

5. Smoke and mirrors - is being in the TA, using the TA all just a big laugh in Dreamworld?

Being in the TA is the classic personification of living a double life, the original 'Second Life', once reality now almost virtual. It helps if you are a Gemini.

6. Can't hack it - admin packet?

If you can't take a joke etc...still, it was once a joke, now its a farce.

7. What is this thing the old ones speak of, by the name of "field exercise"?

It was the Fun element - removed too avoid achieving job satisfaction.

PS Isn't Bebo for children and their fans?

and for sad people who need to get out more....

28 - I have just completed TAFS1 (or whatever it is called now) at No1 Mess tin repair unit. When can I do my sniper course, and will I see combat?

29 I have another question about joining 4 para

Originally Posted by msr

29 I have another question about joining 4 para

Look, just feck off, alright? Why I oughttta......

30. Why is the infantry so popular? - any fool can get wet and dirty.....

31 - Why join the army if you don't really want to be a soldier, but really just want to play on a computer in a big green tent?

Originally Posted by The_Duke

31 - Why join the army if you don't really want to be a soldier, but really just want to play on a computer in a big green tent?

tent ... thats roughing it a bit too much, no air conditioning plus the ability to browse ARRSE on million pounds worth of equipment