ARmy Rumour SErvice

**ubique66** · 21-10-2007, 00:06

Not a recruit but just out of training, we had one guy who was told on the OPs to mark adjusting rounds with red flags. The gullible fcker even had the bright idea to put his trainers on so he could bring the FFE quicker!
The BC turned up and had to order him restrained cos he was on his hands and knees ready for the off......

**woody** · 21-10-2007, 10:32

Originally Posted by -=TheGeneral=-

Originally Posted by woody

Originally Posted by Bravo_Bravo

Anyway many years ago I caught a nig RiflEman sharpening his sword
DIDN'T I WOODY

And that was a problem because

:D .
Considering the loons crooks and other strange people I have served with or been led by my own weirdness is hardly noteworthy.Dont remeber ever doing a raghead dance but dosent rule t out .5 queens 4 rgj def plt and other unit have all suffered my presence .Thank god the ta dosent have manning control :D .

Ah... you must be another Woody - one I'm talking about is PWRR :P

Pwrr you say couldn't possible be me or my evil clone ahem :D then

**Bravo_Bravo** · 21-10-2007, 20:36

Woody

the word is "brother".

**Bravo_Bravo** · 21-10-2007, 20:38

Anyway, we had a lad a few tears ago who had lost so much weight he looked like a sharpei; we called him Sideswow Bob as he had giant feet. Drank like a fish, swamped his sleeping bag etc etc.

He was in a pub one night and some bloke said, "That bloke over there is a paedo, he should be killed. "

Sideshow is now doing life for murder...

**ugly** · 22-10-2007, 07:53

Bravo_Bravo has experienced both the Woodies?

**Bravo_Bravo** · 22-10-2007, 10:35

Nope just the one.

Thats quite enough for me, thank you...

**The_Duke** · 22-10-2007, 10:38

We had one come in for our insight weekend who was reported to be a schitzophrenic. Does this mean that we get 2 recruits for the price of 1?

**OnTheBus** · 22-10-2007, 11:22

"Who said that?"
"I did".

**The_Duke** · 22-10-2007, 11:37

Can you imagine being a paranoid schitzophrenic Para Regt recruit?

Voice 1: "I think that nasty man with the broken nose and moustache hates me"

Voice 2: "He does"

Voice 1: "Oh feck, I think he is going to beast me"

Voice 2: "He is."

Voice 1: "Feck, feck, feck......."

**PrayingMantis** · 06-12-2007, 12:58

only recently joined up up myself,
we had a guy come, he had a look about, said that he was also goin to check out other units, he was in the JRC till last knockings drank too much strongbow and wiskey and threw up everywhere in the spaz bog,
funnily enough he never showed up again