ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by Bicster

I do it and its ok as long as you dont put massive ammounts of polish on, just a light coat and brush the hell out of them. We used to have to do it in training in the early 90's at RAF Swinderby, no carpets there though. Good point there Pebbles, just make sure they are clean as ive heard one of the first things interviewers look at are your shoes

'Come on in, are they Oxfords? Can I lick the stitching, they look so nice and shiny, could you take them off and wait here, I'll be right back'

Personally I'm most impressed by the "just off exercise look". Get some green kit, lie in a ditch for three days and nights and then roll in assorted fox and sheep shit on your way to the office. Don't forget the pieces of vegetation in your map pockets - it's attention to detail like that that will take you far.

You may wish to consider getting a tattoo on your neck, preferably above the collar line, below your right ear, to show your commitment. A swallow flying over a GPMG surrounded by love hearts will be a nice touch and appreciated.

Seriously ? Dress to impress, it always goes well.

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Op Herrick tour tshirt will help, along with a tattoo of the Rifles capbadge bang on your forehead

Originally Posted by Faustic

A tattoo of the Rifles capbadge bang on your forehead

above the left eye, shurely?

Dress smartly, if you have a suit wear one, if you are a blerk have a shave.

Please dont pitch up with ginger stubble and a bdu jacket mit screaming eagle patch.

Originally Posted by polar69

if you are a blerk have a shave.

So what if you're a hairy woman?

Originally Posted by piespies

So what if you're a hairy woman?

Bastard. I just sniggered again.

I know what part you're playing in the Panto.