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Discuss Lack of Kiwi? at the Just TA forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Always wondered where they get all the kiwis from to make the polish in the ...
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    Senior Member re-stilly's Avatar
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    Always wondered where they get all the kiwis from to make the polish in the first place and who discovered that Kiwis make good polish.
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    Sainsbury's have Parade Gloss - bought a tin last night here in Naarich

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    Quote Originally Posted by donmac View Post
    Polish or fruit?
    Polish Kiwis?

    Is that sort of like Afro-American?
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    Sainsbury's still do Kiwi Black and Parade Gloss.
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    Asda's yer place - big tins of standard Kiwi £1.90 or there abouts.
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    Most Timpsons ive been to have had all the Kiwis on sale, and i still see Kiwi in some supermarkets. in an "ali's cave" shop in edinburgh i bought the big tins for a pound.
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    do you youngster still use cheap aftershave to finally bull up yer boots? ( mind you being a sapper and posted to Germany my parade boots were actually nice comfy carper slippers )

    in the bloody ta we used some floor cleaning stuff to put the last smear free gleam on the parade boots , cant for the life of me remember what it was called .
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    Quote Originally Posted by sirbhp View Post
    do you youngster still use cheap aftershave to finally bull up yer boots? ( mind you being a sapper and posted to Germany my parade boots were actually nice comfy carper slippers )

    in the bloody ta we used some floor cleaning stuff to put the last smear free gleam on the parade boots , cant for the life of me remember what it was called .
    You would be referring to 'Klear', but the floor cleaning product of choice for the young Household Cavalryman of today is 'Future', whichisn't sold in the UK, so its specially imported, or snaffled from RAF Lakenheath. Its the bloody dogs bollocks as well, if its used properly that is. No idea if it can be demanded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sirbhp View Post
    do you youngster still use cheap aftershave to finally bull up yer boots? ( mind you being a sapper and posted to Germany my parade boots were actually nice comfy carper slippers )

    in the bloody ta we used some floor cleaning stuff to put the last smear free gleam on the parade boots , cant for the life of me remember what it was called .
    Dual. Replaced by Kleer. Both would leave a tell-tale blue puddle when you paraded in the rain.
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    I've never, ever seen a TA punter bull their boots so why the shite about what polish to use?
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