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Discuss Lack of Kiwi? at the Just TA forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by polar69 You wont need kiwi soon when we get the new uniforms ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by polar69 View Post
    You wont need kiwi soon when we get the new uniforms and eventually boots, you'll just need a suede brush
    Or you will more likely need baby-poo green Polish. And I wouldn't expect it soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclic View Post
    As good as parade gloss? Ive always found Cherry blossom far inferior.
    No it's not parade gloss but cherry blossom was taken over by Reckitt Benkiser. One of their research scientists told me its been the same for years.
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    Is it Kiwi or Cherry Blossom that, if melted down, you can get alcohol from?

    In fact, don't bother replying, I'll PM Auld_Yin.
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    My Tesco still has Kiwi?
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    As a last resort. Set fire to the tin of Cherry Blossom and that takes most of the grease out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flash_Eliminator View Post
    What's happened to Kiwi shoe polish? Morrisons, Sainsbury's, Tesco's, Wilkinsons ... even Boyes has stopped selling it in favour of some gunk called 'Punch' or 'Cherry Blossom'. I usually have several tins of the stuff, but I've pretty much run out so I've had to order some online. The nearest I can get in the shops is Parade Gloss, but I have plenty of that.It did occur to me that like some brands and shops recently it could have gone into administration but I've been unable to find any evidence of that.
    Get your storeman to demand it. KIWI polish, NSN 7930-99-151-5012. It comes in a box of 12x100ml.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flash_Eliminator View Post
    What's happened to Kiwi shoe polish? Morrisons, Sainsbury's, Tesco's, Wilkinsons ... even Boyes has stopped selling it in favour of some gunk called 'Punch' or 'Cherry Blossom'.
    You shop in Boyes?

    Pikey.

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    Try your local independent cobbler, not the kiosks that trade in the shopping malls, but a proper cobbler if you can find one. Mine stocks Kiwi (and decent laces)
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    Don't forget that Kiwi has been taken over (twice) by Americans so be ready for any amount of "instant spit shine honor guard" liquid EZ use applicator "traditional" KIWI polish to be the only stuff available soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbird67 View Post
    My Tesco still has Kiwi?
    Polish or fruit?

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