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Discuss Protection dog handler in the T.A?? in Just TA on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by therealbigdizzle Originally Posted by Bravo_Bravo Originally Posted by Cutaway Originally Posted by Angus1 I have spoken with someone in the TA who didn't have a clue Did he call himself Bravo_Bravo ? ...
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    Re: Protection dog handler in the T.A??

    Quote Originally Posted by therealbigdizzle
    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo_Bravo
    Quote Originally Posted by Cutaway
    Quote Originally Posted by Angus1
    I have spoken with someone in the TA who didn't have a clue
    Did he call himself Bravo_Bravo ?
    Oh no, I've burst into tears.
    what do you want? a cuddle?
    The only thing he'd want less is an Op tour.
    Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
    "If however you offer to moderate you may be a sanctimonious, unfunny pissflap to your heart's content."

    Some comments are allegedly "very very nasty and uncalled for."

    snigger
    nigger

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    Re: Protection dog handler in the T.A??

    Cuts, do you miss being in the Army?

    By the way mate, the sooner you sweep that chip off your shoulder the better, because with it you come across as a whining sanctimonious smegbrain.
    Bravo Bravo sets himself a depressingly low standard which he consistently fails to achieve.

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    Re: Protection dog handler in the T.A??

    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo_Bravo
    Cuts, do you miss being in the Army?

    By the way mate, the sooner you sweep that chip off your shoulder the better, because with it you come across as a whining sanctimonious smegbrain.
    I like that one, going to write it in my Nirex as a top DS phrase.
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    my friend is going to ask you some questions. personally, I hope you don't answer them because I want you to die in here and end up inside a pork pie!

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    Re: Protection dog handler in the T.A??

    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo_Bravo
    Cuts, do you miss being in the Army?
    Why, do you now wish you'd joined ?


    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo_Bravo
    Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
    "If however you offer to moderate you may be a sanctimonious, unfunny pissflap to your heart's content."

    Some comments are allegedly "very very nasty and uncalled for."

    snigger
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    Re: Protection dog handler in the T.A??

    The best comment so far was 5A's reference to part time dog walking!

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    Re: Protection dog handler in the T.A??

    Quote Originally Posted by therealbigdizzle
    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo_Bravo
    Cuts, do you miss being in the Army?

    By the way mate, the sooner you sweep that chip off your shoulder the better, because with it you come across as a whining sanctimonious smegbrain.
    I like that one, going to write it in my Nirex as a top DS phrase.
    You know where to send the royalty cheque.
    Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
    "If however you offer to moderate you may be a sanctimonious, unfunny pissflap to your heart's content."

    Some comments are allegedly "very very nasty and uncalled for."

    snigger
    nigger

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    Re: Protection dog handler in the T.A??

    TRBD

    I pinched the comment from former Soldier Cutaway.
    Bravo Bravo sets himself a depressingly low standard which he consistently fails to achieve.

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    Re: Protection dog handler in the T.A??

    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo_Bravo
    TRBD

    I pinched the comment from former Soldier Cutaway.
    Darn, I'm trying to think of one of yours instead but all I can think of is 'you bunch of rapist infidels' by a certain big black PWRR-badged Cpl PTI who I'm sure you know who I'm on about.
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    my friend is going to ask you some questions. personally, I hope you don't answer them because I want you to die in here and end up inside a pork pie!

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    Re: Protection dog handler in the T.A??

    I do indeed; a good man.
    Bravo Bravo sets himself a depressingly low standard which he consistently fails to achieve.

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    Re: Protection dog handler in the T.A??

    Quote Originally Posted by Bravo_Bravo
    I do indeed; a good man.
    yeah, good fun.

    I think you once said, to a young soldier, who was complaining of a broken weapon.

    'It's not fcuked, you can't shoot straight'
    'It is, honest!'
    'Look..'
    BB jumps in fire trench. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. check targets.
    'OK, maybe it needs some adjustments'

    basic was full of decent one liners, it was a proper sh1tter finishing and finding out that I had to spend the rest of my days with crusties.
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    my friend is going to ask you some questions. personally, I hope you don't answer them because I want you to die in here and end up inside a pork pie!

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