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Originally Posted by exbleep

You let him off with the too instead of to and the use of an before a consonant. Not to mention the lack of a comma after Buzz. Not bad for a sentence of 13 words.

Yes, because my grammar MP40 gets hot and because I am safe in the knowledge that my einsatzgruppen pals will be ready to finish the filthy untermensch I miss.

Originally Posted by dinosaur_poo

Well I'm inferring that the closest I got to joining the TA with a pre-existing medical condition (as per the original question) was joining the TA with a pre-existing medical condition.

I'm also inferring that employers are employers and when faced at being sued because a load of people got creamed, they would rather pass the buck to somebody else, and finding out that the person who caused the incident had a pre-existing medical condition which they failed to declare on their application which may have stopped them joining in the first place.



That's complete wank. I maintain my position that you feel the need to comment on all this because you yourself suffer from one such condition.

A friend of mine (who is a university lecturer at Cambridge) told me ages ago that in his years as a lecturer, more than a couple of his masters students (IE people who already hold degrees) have been tested for dyslexia and been diagnosed with it. When diagnosis at a young age does not occur, kids grow up thinking they just suck at certain subjects and inadvertedly find coping strategies to deal with it. They then study in areas that are not affected by it. Dyslexia doesn't mean you're stupid, in fact it only occurs in more intelligent people. It just affects the way your brain processes information, which means whilst you may find spelling difficult, you may also find maths very easy. I would be willing to bet there are numerous soldiers across skilled and responsible positions in the army with both diagnosed and undiagnosed conditions like dyslexia.



Yes it is still on and it is still on the airfield that is now part of Dalton Barracks. It's on the may bank holiday. Go and watch it, there's some good stuff flying this year despite the MoD's interference to try and get rid of the airshow (no longer allowed any jet aircraft on the runway, huge rental costs for the airfield, etc). And it's all for charity.

That's all well and good old chap but we maintain that you failed your TA medical as your crimper was all ragged from getting bummed on a regular basis, thus breaking the no gayers rule of the time.

Originally Posted by Porridge_gun

So have you put the fibs and strange cuntness behind you?

I suppose you could say that.

Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

ADHD on the other hand just needs a kid to be stretched during and before class physically.

You do know that Jarrod's not a teacher and it's illegal in this country anyway

Originally Posted by dinosaur_poo

That's complete wank. I maintain my position that you feel the need to comment on all this because you yourself suffer from one such condition.

Originally Posted by Buzz

A wanker who got more than you on the BARB test despite being dyslexic.

So I was right then.

Then again I don't entirely disagree that ADHD is just the doctor's way of saying "I can't be arsed to find out why he has the attention span of a goldfish and hasn't grown out of tantrums yet"

Originally Posted by dinosaur_poo

So I was right then.

Then again I don't entirely disagree that ADHD is just the doctor's way of saying "I can't be arsed to find out why he has the attention span of a goldfish and hasn't grown out of tantrums yet"

No you were and still are a cunt.

Just like with armed service you have no personal experience that enables you to make any type of informed comment, so do fuck off.

Originally Posted by Buzz

No you were and still are a cunt.

Just like with armed service you have no personal experience that enables you to make any type of informed comment, so do fuck off.

Temper Temper.

I am dyslexic so stuff that in your pipe and smoke it, cnut.

Originally Posted by dinosaur_poo

Temper Temper.

I am dyslexic so stuff that in your pipe and smoke it, cnut.

No you aren't you are just a persistantly lying cunt who has a witty story about his own experiences for every circumstance.

If you tell the truth you don't have to keep track of your lies, you should give it a try some time.