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**The_Snail** · 13-02-2012, 23:08

Originally Posted by The beast

Any input from actual service leavers???And does anyone have a straight answer to my question?

I'm going to write yours for you now, whilst I watch Coppers kick the shit out of people.

Pte Beast joined the Army in XXXX. He is a tall and slender soldier (fat) and has always been keen on his PT (Whopper).

During his time in the Army, he has been the model soldier (wanker) and has always gone out of his way to make other people welcome (jack cunt).

He will be really missed from the Armed Forces (not), and we wish him the best for the future. (The thieving fucking drug taking bastard).

Brig Gen Mike Golden.

Happy now?

**Furryturd** · 13-02-2012, 23:16

I am mid forties, nobody has asked for proof of service. I could have been dishonourably discharged for raping the royal corgis but unless you have been in civvi nick nobody cares.

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**Bollock-chops** · 13-02-2012, 23:20

Snail, you forgot

"If he requested to rejoin tomorrow, we wouldnt hesitate in considering it"

**jarrod248** · 13-02-2012, 23:20

Originally Posted by Furryturd

I am mid forties, nobody has asked for proof of service. I could have been dishonourably discharged for raping the royal corgis but unless you have been in civvi nick nobody cares.

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Brother, you're a good boy and did none of those things but I do remember Mam bashing you with the poker, had you nicked some of her No.6's?

**The_Snail** · 13-02-2012, 23:32

Originally Posted by Bollock-chops

Snail, you forgot

"If he requested to rejoin tomorrow, we wouldnt hesitate in considering it"

I'd rather see Dave Lee Travis play Macbeth.

Guru, why do people never understand that?

**The_IRON** · 14-02-2012, 08:51

Originally Posted by Furryturd

I am mid forties, nobody has asked for proof of service. I could have been dishonourably discharged for raping the royal corgis but unless you have been in civvi nick nobody cares.

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Was that just the male corgis or are you Bi with animals???

**jarrod248** · 14-02-2012, 09:46

Originally Posted by The_IRON

Was that just the male corgis or are you Bi with animals???

That was my brother who posted that, not me.

**PrinceAlbert** · 14-02-2012, 10:42

Originally Posted by The beast

Any input from actual service leavers???And does anyone have a straight answer to my question?

God you're a whinging little cunt aren't you.

I am an "actual service leaver." I told you what was in my red-book, despite my charge sheet. If you can't draw your own conclusions from what I've written then you're better off staying in the Army, and transfering to the Pioneers corps.

**donmac** · 14-02-2012, 11:10

Originally Posted by The_Snail

I'm going to write yours for you now, whilst I watch Coppers kick the shit out of people.

Pte Beast joined the Army in XXXX. He is a tall and slender soldier (fat) and has always been keen on his PT (Whopper).

During his time in the Army, he has been the model soldier (wanker) and has always gone out of his way to make other people welcome (jack cunt).

He will be really missed from the Armed Forces (not), and we wish him the best for the future. (The thieving fucking drug taking bastard).

Brig Gen Mike Golden.

Happy now?

I showed you my Little Red Book in strictest confidence and now here it is for all to see. Wow could you? Sniff.

**driver9207** · 21-02-2012, 16:43

Got my 108 a few weeks back. Got exemplary after not getting in the shit over the last 14 and a half years (or caught). A friend of mine got his and it read very good due to a drink driving conviction a few years back. However nothing bad was written in his write up.

I then received a record of service from the SPVA. This listed my service history and competency history. Looks like something straight off of JPA and littered with mistakes and information missing. In short,not worth the paper its printed on.