Discuss Service leaver and certificate of service in Juniors on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by The beast
Any input from actual service leavers???And does anyone have a straight answer to my question?
I'm going to write yours for you now, whilst I watch Coppers kick the shit ...
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About LinkBacks- 13-02-2012, 22:08 #31I'm going to write yours for you now, whilst I watch Coppers kick the shit out of people.
Originally Posted by The beast 
Pte Beast joined the Army in XXXX. He is a tall and slender soldier (fat) and has always been keen on his PT (Whopper).
During his time in the Army, he has been the model soldier (wanker) and has always gone out of his way to make other people welcome (jack cunt).
He will be really missed from the Armed Forces (not), and we wish him the best for the future. (The thieving fucking drug taking bastard).
Brig Gen Mike Golden.
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- 13-02-2012, 22:16 #32Senior Member
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I am mid forties, nobody has asked for proof of service. I could have been dishonourably discharged for raping the royal corgis but unless you have been in civvi nick nobody cares.
Sent from my iPod touch using ARRSE app Originally Posted by greyfergie I see you're as erudite and amusing in private as you are on a public forum. If you don't like the responses then don't initiate the contact......... You started the abuse, I responded [and would continue to do so] so please always expect to reap what you sow....... Originally Posted by Furryturd
- 13-02-2012, 22:20 #33
Snail, you forgot
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Brother, you're a good boy and did none of those things but I do remember Mam bashing you with the poker, had you nicked some of her No.6's? Originally Posted by Furryturd Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
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- 13-02-2012, 22:32 #35I'd rather see Dave Lee Travis play Macbeth. Originally Posted by Bollock-chops
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"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
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- 14-02-2012, 07:51 #36Was that just the male corgis or are you Bi with animals??? Originally Posted by Furryturd Barclays Fantasy football Premiership ARRSE Champion 2007/2008 season.
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God you're a whinging little cunt aren't you. Originally Posted by The beast
I am an "actual service leaver." I told you what was in my red-book, despite my charge sheet. If you can't draw your own conclusions from what I've written then you're better off staying in the Army, and transfering to the Pioneers corps.
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I showed you my Little Red Book in strictest confidence and now here it is for all to see. Wow could you? Sniff. Originally Posted by The_Snail Cave ne sit taurus feces.
- 21-02-2012, 15:43 #40Junior Member
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Got my 108 a few weeks back. Got exemplary after not getting in the shit over the last 14 and a half years (or caught). A friend of mine got his and it read very good due to a drink driving conviction a few years back. However nothing bad was written in his write up.
I then received a record of service from the SPVA. This listed my service history and competency history. Looks like something straight off of JPA and littered with mistakes and information missing. In short,not worth the paper its printed on.
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